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[ Jasper finds a new invitation in her pocket! ]

[Jasper feels something in her pocket. What the fuck...And as she pulls it out, she begins to read the crumbled and bent piece of cardstock. WHAT THE FUCK?" Immediately, her mind races back to June 28, 2023 as she tries to remember what she was doing then. Had she gotten a little too tipsy that night and gotten married to a random stranger? And why were there paw prints and knives on the invitation along with the mention of worms?! As she paces back and forth, she thinks of only one thing to do when she finally recognizes the name...contact her possible husband, and get to the bottom of this bullshit.]

#theo wallace #event: wedding invitation #wickedweddings

[ This invitation is tucked into Theo's camera bag! ]

[At first, User thinks the invite is a random piece of paper that he stuffed away when he was last using the bag. Upon closer inspection, his gaze keeps getting snagged by his name on what is clearly a wedding invite. Alongside someone he only barely knows. He's missing something, and that fact is bothering him more than anything else]

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[ Kelly's invitation is tucked into the laces of one of his shoes. ]

[At first, User thinks this is one of those big cards with animal sounds on 'em. (Flip has a whole set; they end up everywhere.) After he reads the "invitation," User has several questions that he'd like addressed:

What the hell is Gobf?

When the hell did he get engaged?

Who the hell is Nova?

Where the hell is the "destination" for the "destination wedding"?

How the hell do you scan a QR Code if there's a worm?

Why is there a worm?

None of these questions will be addressed, at present, because User is on his way out. He tucks the "invitation" in the glovebox of the Chevy. When he goes to look for it, later, it has disappeared. Huh.]

#wickedweddings #Nova #Nova 001 #gifts

[ Emilio's invitation is in his whiskey cabinet! ]

[ Emilio just stares at this invitation for a while. He assumes someone -- maybe Jade? -- broke into his apartment and put it here as a joke. He does not know Kettle's name. He assumes the joke is that he is marrying a tea kettle. He doesn't really like tea, so the punchline is lost on him. ]

#wickedweddings #spring 2026 #most fowl

[ Theo's invitation can be found sitting on his kitchen counter. ]

[User is at first more concerned about something ending up in his apartment without his knowledge. Once he has made sure the place is secure, he stares at the invite for several minutes, attempting to figure out if he even knows anyone named Metzlil, let alone someone that he is supposedly engaged to. He turns to the internet to start researching not long afterwards.]

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