Gunslinger McCree and Countess Widowmaker reenacting the “I am a lethal killing machine” scene from The Losers.
McCree is getting chased through Junkenstein’s castle, ends up trapped by Junkenstein, his Monster, and the Reaper. All three aiming their weapons at him.
“Wow, this got serious”, McCree remarks as he looks over his shoulder.
Its a sheer drop from the castle wall, but McCree see’s a small glint in the trees across the way. McCree holsters his empty revolver, then he points finger guns at them.
“I’m warning you, I am a lethal killing machine. I was experimented on by the Witch of the Wilds. She did things to me, spooky stuff... anal stuff. And turned me into a dangerous telekinetic.”
Reaper and and the Monster exchange looks with Junkenstein, as McCree continues.
“As the Ancient Omnic Monks philosophy states; ‘Don’t Start None, Won’t Be None’.” A bead of sweat slides down the side of McCree’s head as he holds his “aim” against the three.
Reaper is the first to move, lowering one of his shotguns to pull a pair of iron shackles from his belt “telekinetic your way out of this.”
McCree grins and flicks his finger at the Reaper, “Bang!” The Reaper dropped onto a heap. Turning to Junkenstein’s Monster, his finger flicked again “Pow!” The Monster staggered from the shot and fell, leaving only a very confused and scared Junkenstein.
McCree turned both of his finger guns to the Mad Doctor, “now get down, or I’ll make your heart stop beating with my mind.”
Junkenstein, not wanting his heart to stop beating due to someone’s mind, complied. Tossing his bomb launcher aside and falling to his knees, burying his head under his hands.
McCree grinned and turned to the treeline, holding up an ‘A-Ok’ hand sign and whispering “Thank you, Amelia.”
Nestled in the branches and watching the Gunslinger through the scope of her smoking sniper rifle was the famed huntress, the Countess, who could only grin and lightly shake her head at the Gunslinger’s antics. “Americans”, she allowed herself to whisper under her breath as she watched McCree make his escape.