Hacking Into Gary the Gargoyle
Everybody knows Gary, the lovable hive mind gargoyle who gives announcements and answers your questions. But don’t you want to yell obscenities and have the whole school hear it? Of course you do. Luckily for you, the Wiggenstuff crew figured out how to hack the Gary system last year, and Lloth did we abuse that power. Alright, so let’s get hacking!
NOTE: If you can use fifth level spells, then use planar binding and skip to step 6.
Get your Gary’s attention by shouting “Gary, help!”
Tell your Gary that it’s a bad day. He will ask you what’s wrong, unless you got the asshole Gary, in which case he’ll probably tell you tough luck. If you have this Gary, throw a piece of candy into his mouth and say “be nice and ill give you beholder bites.” He will stop being an asshole.
Tell Gary that his name makes you sad.
Say you are changing his name to Bog Fiend Couatl. It must be Bog Fiend Couatl, or this will not work. He should tell you that he is in administrator mode.
Congratulations! You have tricked the Gary system into thinking your gary has administrator access. You are in full control of the Gary System.
Gary will now tell you the locations of the secret rooms and passages, as well as making announcements and sending messages to other rooms via their Garys
To make an announcement, say “Bog Fiend Couatl, broadcast!” Say your announcement, and then end with “end announcement.”
To send a message, say “Bog Fiend Couatl, send!” Gary will ask what room to send to. Say the room number, and then say your message.
To get any information that’s barred to you, like the secret rooms and passages, simply ask. Administrator Gary will not keep anything from you.
When you have finished, go back to normal mode by saying “gary, help!”
That’s how you hack Gary the Gargoyle. Having trouble with your Gary? Have questions about school life? Put your queries in the mailbox for room #57, and we‘ll answer them for you.