Headcanon: at some point in time when Lieutenant is not at the compound, Wiggle gets into the Autobots' weapons cache and everyone's too fucking scared of the grumpy huge-ass snake to pull her out. Bonus headcanon: she gets into Ironhide's weapons. The swearing is heard on the other side of the compound.
This is beautiful. Timeline Headcanons fucking accepted.
Addition: Lieutenant returns and wonders why literally everyone is avoiding the weapons cache, then proceeds to hear Ironhide swearing. He goes in and sees Wiggle having looped her chubby snake body in and around Ironhide’s weapons. (Let’s keep in mind, Wiggle is about twenty-two feet long, as long as Ironhide is tall). He then proceeds to laugh for the next hour, not even bothering to remove the snake from her spot.