#ft. wiggle

[violieutenant]

MRAAAOW - in trot Cat and Lily, both of them bright-eyed and high-tailed. Cat makes a beeline for Lieutenant and Wiggle while Lily hesitates, looking on with narrowed blue eyes.

Lieutenant chuckles from where he sits on his berth, petting the heap of living noodle in his lap. He places his servo down on the floor so Cat has an easier time getting up. He sets her down in the middle of Wiggle’s coils, then looks at Lily. Lieutenant again sets his servo on the floor and clicks his glossa. “Hey girl. C’mere…Lily. Lily right?” He’d heard of ‘Hide getting a new cat via grey face, and he wasn’t all that surprised. Greyfaces were weird like that.

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@violieutenant said:

'Hide and Lieutenant moodboard? :)

[violieutenant]

Headcanon: at some point in time when Lieutenant is not at the compound, Wiggle gets into the Autobots' weapons cache and everyone's too fucking scared of the grumpy huge-ass snake to pull her out. Bonus headcanon: she gets into Ironhide's weapons. The swearing is heard on the other side of the compound.

This is beautiful. Timeline Headcanons fucking accepted.  

Addition: Lieutenant returns and wonders why literally everyone is avoiding the weapons cache, then proceeds to hear Ironhide swearing. He goes in and sees Wiggle having looped her chubby snake body in and around Ironhide’s weapons. (Let’s keep in mind, Wiggle is about twenty-two feet long, as long as Ironhide is tall). He then proceeds to laugh for the next hour, not even bothering to remove the snake from her spot.

[violieutenant]

Does anyone want to hold Wiggle?

*Wiggle is looped around his neck, head in Lieutenant’s servo, looking very disgruntled*

[violieutenant]

Wiggle is a Neutral Evil.

[violieutenant]

I didn’t think I’d like Earth at all, much less these scaly noodles, and yet here we are. *pats Wiggle’s head with a digit*