☂ + gretch/cedric (can i do this? im doing this)
*cracks knuckles* Let’s do this thing <3
send me ☂ + a ship, and I’ll tell you who;
yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed: Cedric has the habit of getting out of the shower, getting dressed, and drying his hair with a smaller towel. He will leave his own towel on the bed from time to time, which Gretchen will notice and either ignore or kindly tell or pick at Cedric for leaving it there. Cedric on the other hand will probably just look at the towel Gretchen leaves and put it back where it goes without any hassle. Maybe once he’ll mention it, but nahh, it’s no problem as long as it’s not where he sleeps.
whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping: In order to avoid being at the end of the being scolded spectrum, Cedric just leaves the deciding to Gretchen. Being a chef, Gretchen is more aware of what is needed for the meals. Yet, her master plans for a big meal can go haywire with one ingredient they forgot to buy and it can drive her mad sometimes, which Cedric will playfully roll his eyes and smirk quietely to himself because COMMON SHE’S CUTE WHEN FRANTIC.
leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room: Cedric. Oooh Gretchen, you better prepare yourself for this ugly habit of his. Every night Cedric takes at least two waterbottles with him. In the mist of night, he’ll suddenly wake up sweating, with a shout, and breating heavy. That is what the water is there for, to keep him a sense of being awake and alive. Of course he’s a very neat man and try to throw away the used bottles, but recycling man.
initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t: they’re still a freshly made couple forced into marriage, and they haven’t come remotely close to being intimate. Along side that, they’re both pretty decent people who respect and are modest of each other. After a year or so they might be intimate in an intimate intimate way, but as far as quickie, more time will be needed to be that comfortable with spontanic sex.. But if we were to say they were... cedric most definitely shhhh.
surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner: BOTH! Gretchen will probably surprise him with her own cooking, but some days she’ll just give him a quick kiss and fast food meal. Cedric, if he see’s that his wife is just too tired, that she deserves a break, or simply that he wants to see her happy, he’ll be like nahh dear, just breath and let the ced man take care of this. no cooking for you. and then bam! fast food on the table asap.
is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary: maybe gretchen. cedric is not much of a drinker, he’s the one who taks care of people. maybe a beer or two, but that’s it. he doesn’t want gretchen to see him drunk or depressed. gretchen would probably have a few more beers than cedric, but never like being hungover. after all, it is they’re anniversary and it’s for them to share.
argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular: the argument is real. cedric says they’re really not much of a difference and that it’s too sweet sometimes, gretchen might argue the contrary. this is the things that breaks marriages. but it still makes them cooler for it.
buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting: BOOTH. okay corky, just imagine it. yassss
insists that they each get their own popcorn at the cinema: sometimes it’s cedric who tries to be a gentleman and share. after all, he can’t eat that whole bucket to himself. but then it get frustrating when it deplets and he’s the one holding it, so he imposes the idea. and then he figure out that ‘hey, we won’t have those cute moments where we bump hands and we freeze and i can imagine her blush.’ so the rule is revocked. but then the popcorn gets depletted too quickly again.