Wilde: Hey, Chief Bogo... can I date Judy?
Bogo: I'm torn, Wilde, between being flattered you asked for my permission on something and being baffled you asked for my permission on... this.
Wilde: Can I or can't I?
Bogo: I would suggest that asking HER that would give you a more accurate answer.
Wilde: Well, I'm gonna, it's just that I don't want to get in trouble for even asking.
Bogo: Why on earth would I care if you two dated?
Wilde: Because you're our boss and we work together and...
Bogo: Do you solve the cases I assign you?
Wilde: Of course we do.
Bogo: Do you deliberately disobey my perfectly clear rules and cause massive collateral damage in the process?
Wilde: Well... not LATELY.
Bogo: Then anything else is fine by me, Wilde.
Wilde: Really?
Bogo: You seem surprised.
Wilde: It's just you always seem like such a hardass.
Bogo: Only where it MATTERS.
Wilde: Is that why Clawhauser never gets in trouble?
Bogo: Well, aren't you the observant one.
Wilde: That sounded like sarcasm.
Bogo: It was, and maybe, if you squint VERY hard, you can figure out why.
Wilde: Wait... are you and Clawhauser dating?
Bogo: What do you think?
Wilde: I think... it was very silly for me to ask you permission to date Judy.
Bogo: Precisely. And Wilde?
Wilde: Yes?
Bogo: Ask her permission, that's a very important step.
Wilde: I know, I know, I'm gonna!