#wildly specific

[dinodeitydrseeker]

[martheghost]

A Concept: Me, as a witch, living in my apartment and bewitching the landlord to think he collected rent from me already every month. I have 10 black cat familiars who alert me when there's someone coming towards my door. They tell me their heart is broken, I give them a potion that eases the pain and send them on their way. The neighbors left of me ask for vegetables from my garden every week in exchange for their netflix and hulu password. I watch TV while I'm laying my head on my partner's chest. They're snoring quietly with their arms wrapped around me. I slipped them a sleeping potion because they were having nightmares the previous week. I fall asleep to the quiet noise of their snoring as the sun starts to rise. The government thinks I'm dead. Life is good.

[lord-scaredycat]

Other people’s self-inserts: *the fanfic’s main character or one of the main two* *have at least one love interest* *actually make sense*

My self-insert: *one main character amongst many (but not in a positive, “this could be canon” way)* *not here to have a love interest* *spends 0.2 second glancing at the characters I like, then goes on to have a whole ass conversation with a character I have no interest in, where they gas each other up but my character is doing it hypocritically/out of pity because my character is lowkey a dick but in a very weird way*

[spatzula]

Being manic means it's 3:30am, you're on crutches, live in shady ass Brooklyn, and are still heavily considering going out to get a milkshake

[exbestfriend]

Researcher Pet Peeve #1

The body of the document states that the information you need is on the enclosed/attached Exhibit A.

There is no Exhibit A