Apr 9, 2025
closed for: @willxmeyers
where: will's bachelor party
"I'd give that bathroom a miss," X advises the groom-to-be after he returns from the very same one he was warning him off, moving two shots out of his way to re-retrieve his half drank non-alcoholic beer, "I just got offered what was described to me as primo-coke. That's not what I sniffed, subpar at best."
"Kidding but it is snowing pretty heavily in there. I don't know where you're at with being around that but I do know I'd rather attend your wedding than your funeral. Or my own funeral if your almost-wife had my actual wife thinking either of us were having one of those kinds of nights."