#will take either

[bitchesoffillory]

IMAGINE YOIR ABOUT TO GET MARRIED AND YOUR BEST FRINDS FUCK OFF TO BE GAY IN A FOREST. I W3ANT THST LIFE

[mistrstank]

Working on my next prompt, and I wrote this:

“Ow,” Tony complains, in the petulant tone Clint has come to learn means anything between ‘I broke a nail’ and ‘I have internal injuries, see you after surgery’.

I feel like I’ve never written anything more accurate to Tony’s character. Also this totally sounds like I’m tooting my own horn I SWEAR I’M NOT OMGezashutupuneedsleep.

[spooky-raccoon]

None of you clowns have come to kill me or cuddle me

Step up your game

[mywhitelies]

One audition down, one to go!