Can I have a cute headcanon of Bruce turning into a kid and Clarck having to come up with an excuse so people won't suspect? He's babysitting him and playing with tiny Bruce!! <3 THANK you
Probably after a long mission with a magic wielding being, Bruce comes back as a small kids (5-7) years before his parents were murdered so he’s still a pretty happy kids. Clark gets stuck with him because it’s still early in the Justice League years and not a lot of people really enjoy him so no one wants the job. Well once taking Bruce in, after learning that Alfred is unavailable, its off to work with a baby in tow.
Honestly, his excuse would probably mention like a cousin twice removed needed an emergency babysitter for a week for her second honeymoon. Everyone LOVES HIM! I MEAN REALLY REALLY LOVES HIM! Bruce is the sweetest, politest, little boy to ever grace this earth. Bruce sleeps in Clark’s lap and gives him little hand nibbles when he’s bored. (I did this to my mom. I would take her hand and chew on her)
Clark is smitten with this baby and decides to give Bruce the attention and love he should of gotten as a kid before his innocence was taken away. Tons of candy and parks and rollar coasters and movies and snacks.
When Bruce comes back, he can’t remember if it was a real part of his life or if it was a dream.