amazing banner by @downn-in-flames / down-in-flames@FFT
find it elsewhere: fft | ao3 | ff.net | hpff
learn more: chaos universe
link to other chapters: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15
link to missing moments: 5.5, 7.5, 8.5, 15.5
pairing: Lily Luna Potter / OC
genre: AU, Humor, Romance
rating: mature audiences
summary:
Victoire Weasley is a masters student in infectious diseases handling a devastating break up with her girlfriend of two years.
Lily Potter is a first year law student navigating a figurative minefield that is the star quarterback’s unrequited affection.
Molly Weasley is pursuing her bachelors in engineering while pining over her best friend - who doesn’t seem to realize it.
Three women, three vastly different lives, all coming together with group chats, family dinners, and a whole lot of chaos.
chapter summary:
Mollz: Attachment: 1 Image
Mollz: plz see that on april 18th at 7:29pm i did indeed say that law school was going to be hard
lawyerlilz: Attachment: 1 Image
lawyerlilz: you're forgetting that 2mins later you said "work hard, play harder"
SEPTEMBER 15TH, 2021
'the dopest house'
(foxyroxy, freddieboy, jamesatron, moollywoobbles, rose)
5:27pm
moollywoobbles: @jamesatron, how did you get into my room?
moollywoobbles: i s2g, i have a lab tomorrow
moollywoobbles: i'm not doing this
moollywoobbles: FINE I'LL DO IT
moollywoobbles: but i will get my REVENGE!
freddieboy: why don't you ever ice me?
freddieboy: i'm starting to feel left out
jamesatron: PAYBACK FOR LAST PARTY
jamesatron: YOU LEFT ME IN THE BATHROOM ALONE
jamesatron: I WOKE UP IN THE DARK AND THOUGHT I DIED
moollywoobbles: that was @rose, and im offended you mixed us up
rose: he was fully naked and covered in vomit, i thought he'd be better off lying on the linoleum than causing irreparable damage to our carpets
lawyerlilz: two weeks in and i'm already drowning in work
lawyerlilz: why did you guys let me go to law school?
Mollz: i told you it was gonna be hard
Mollz: but did you listen?
Mollz: no
VickyBaby: you actively supported her in this
Mollz: Attachment: 1 Image
Mollz: plz see that on april 18th at 7:29pm i did indeed say that law school was going to be hard
lawyerlilz: Attachment: 1 Image
lawyerlilz: you're forgetting that 2mins later you said "work hard, play harder"
Mollz: and i stand by both statements
VickyBaby: why do i feel like you're currently drinking
Mollz: james managed to hide another ice in my room when i was in class today
Mollz: and after that i decided that having one drink was weak
Mollz: i'm a few in
lawyerlilz: it's 9pm
lawyerlilz: on a wednesday
VickyBaby: weren't you just complaining about your lab tomorrow?
VickyBaby: and don't you have like a bajillion classes always?
Mollz: work hard, play harder baby
VickyBaby: never call me baby again
lawyerlilz: IT'S LITERALLY YOUR NICKNAME
Mollz: DON'T WANT ME TO CALL YOU THAT, DON'T NAME YOURSELF THAT
VickyBaby: alright, alright! damn, calm down...
VickyBaby: seriously though, don't you have an early morning lab
Mollz: yeah but it's just circuits
Mollz: and malfoy said the basics of it all is done
Mollz: i just have to do the write up
lawyerlilz: i wish we had partners for contracts
lawyerlilz: thinking is hard
VickyBaby: like disease ecology is easy?
VickyBaby: we're looking at ebola right now
VickyBaby: did you know the r0 is too low in humans for it to spread effectively?
VickyBaby: but gorilla populations are absolutely decimated by it
lawyerlilz: how does Teddy stand you?
Mollz: she puts out
VickyBaby: actually...
VickyBaby: i think Teddy and i are on a break...
Mollz: WHAT?!
Mollz: what does 'i think' mean?
Mollz: you've been together for like 2 years
Mollz: and why didn't you tell us immediately?!
lawyerlilz: molly, shut up
lawyerlilz: a 2y relationship just ended, she's entitled to her alone time
VickyBaby: actually...
Mollz: WHAT NOW?!
Mollz: STOP STRESSING ME OUT I HAVE CIRCUITS LAB IN THE MORNING
lawyerlilz: i thought you just had to do the write up
lawyerlilz: don't make me text scorpius and tell him that you're drinking the night before class
lawyerlilz: again
lawyerlilz: his roommate's gonna ask to talk to me
lawyerlilz: again
lawyerlilz: and i'm going to have to turn him down
lawyerlilz: AGAIN
Mollz: AGAIN
VickyBaby: AGAIN
VickyBaby: yeah, we know
VickyBaby: i don't understand how you don't find that man attractive
VickyBaby: starting quarterback AND captain?
lawyerlilz: i think that mollz drinking in the middle of the week is a bigger issue than my love life
lawyerlilz: especially considering it's only her first week
Mollz: i'm taking ordinary differential equations
Mollz: why wouldn't i start drinking
Mollz: and the big issue here is Vic's love life, not how much fun i have
VickyBaby: ... Teddy and I are taking a break
VickyBaby: because she's going to America on exchange
VickyBaby: she's leaving in a week
Mollz: i'll key her car
Mollz: i'll get xander to hack into the school's system and fail her
Mollz: i'll ruin HER ENTIRE LIFE
VickyBaby: plz don't do that
lawyerlilz: who's keeping snuggles?
VickyBaby: the cats staying with me
VickyBaby: if she'd fought me on that i would've let molly's wrath free
Mollz: i'll still do it
lawyerlilz: as your cousin, i'd help
lawyerlilz: as your soon-to-be-lawyer, plz don't
Mollz: james says he's in
Mollz: also james is already on his way to her place
Mollz: and i might be with him
VickyBaby: MOLLY, DON'T YOU DARE
lawyerlilz: i'll tell Scorp
lawyerlilz: don't think i won't
Rose [the granger]: they promised to do all the house chores until Christmas
Lily [ur 15mins older]: SO YOU GAVE THEM THE KEYS?!
Lily [ur 15mins older]: THEY'RE DRUNK!
Rose [the granger]: Scorpius was 100% sober and i specifically asked them not to tell me what they needed the car for
Lily [ur 15mins older]: THEY'RE GOING TO TEDDY'S HOUSE
Rose [the granger]: i don't see the issue here
Vic [the science beb]: Teddy broke up with me to go on exchange
Vic [the science beb]: also she doesn't live there anymore
Vic [the science beb]: and they don't know that
Rose [the granger]: OH NO
Lily [ur 15mins older]: OH NO IS RIGHT
Lily [ur 15mins older]: also, where's @Fred [the smart dumb one]
'the dopest house'
(foxyroxy, freddieboy, jamesatron, moollywoobbles, rose)
10:23pm
freddieboy: hey @rose
freddieboy: so bad news is
freddieboy: we may have gotten caught
freddieboy: the good news is
freddieboy: campus cops' golf carts are terribly slow
rose: WHAT?!
freddieboy: we'll be home in 5
freddieboy: plz open the garage
freddieboy: we don't know if they saw the license plate
rose: i am not going to be an accomplice
moollywoobbles: scorp wants to remind you that it looks bad on politicians if they're married to a criminal
freddieboy: and he said that he'll finally start watching Grey's with you
rose: it's open
rose: and i hate you all
freddieboy: love you toooooooo
jamesatron: <3
foxyroxy: hey guys, remember when you promised you would pick me up after my night class?
foxyroxy: think you could still swing by?
foxyroxy: you won't even have to stop, just open the door and i'll jump in
WILL AND LANDON. Right off the bat. Maybe it’s the #nohomo energy those boys are giving off, maybe it’s the perpetual matching lost boys expressions. Either way, those boys are truly a bromance. They really do warm my cold, cold heart.
And I cannot talk about brotps without mentioning the OG brotp: Damon and Enzo. Damon seems like he’s really goin’ thru it right now, so maybe he could benefit from having his pal around more. (Enzo, honey, San Francisco is not that big. Where do you even go?)
While we’re on the SUBJECT of less-than-stellar friendships, can we take a moment to discuss the… s o m e t h i n g brewing between Lizzie and Uncle Kai? I don’t know what it is, exactly, but if I know Kai, it’s bound to be JUICY!
But I have to say: my personal favourite is the strong, heartwarming, UNBREAKABLE BOND between my girl Harlow and the concept of murder. Did anyone see her talking to that brand new guy in town? Has anyone seen him since? I will go down with this ship, fight me about it. xo
amazing banner by @downn-in-flames / down-in-flames@FFT
find it elsewhere: fft | ao3 | ff.net | hpff
learn more: chaos universe
link to other chapters: 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15
link to missing moments: 5.5, 7.5, 8.5, 15.5
pairing: Lily Luna Potter / OC
genre: AU, Humor, Romance
rating: mature audiences
summary:
Victoire Weasley is a masters student in infectious diseases handling a devastating break up with her girlfriend of two years.
Lily Potter is a first year law student navigating a figurative minefield that is the star quarterback’s unrequited affection.
Molly Weasley is pursuing her bachelors in engineering while pining over her best friend - who doesn’t seem to realize it.
Three women, three vastly different lives, all coming together with group chats, family dinners, and a whole lot of chaos.
chapter summary:
mollawalla: he’s so hot
mollawalla: and look at how beautiful his writing is
mollawalla: i’m in love
xanderbander: how to puke react
SEPTEMBER 22ND, 2021
(mollawalla, xanderbander)
10:33am
mollawalla: he's so hot
mollawalla: and look at how beautiful his writing is
mollawalla: i'm in love
xanderbander: how to puke react
mollawalla: rude
mollawalla: i've never been in love let me have this
xanderbander: this is not the way
mollawalla: is it hurting anyone apart from me?
xanderbander: ew cooties
Lysander Scamander set Molly Weasley's nickname to cooties.
cooties: not cool
Molly Weasley set Lysander Scamander's nickname to buzzkill.
Lysander Scamander set Molly Weasley's nickname to listen to the damn tutorial.
Molly Weasley set Lysander Scamander's nickname to i can listen to him and love him at the same damn time.
Scorpius: i've never promised anyone anything in my entire life
Scorpius: except rose, i promised her the world
Lily: gross
Lily: gag
Lily: blech
Lily: i regret introducing you guys
Scorpius: anyways, what's the harm?
Scorpius: just go on the date
Lily: the harm is that i don't want to go on the date
Scorpius: then don't go?
Lily: you were supposed to tell him to back off
Lily: now it's going to be awkward whenever he's around
Scorpius: i can promise you that it won't be
Lily: HAH you just made me a promise
Lily: ‘i've never promised anyone anything in my entire life' my ass
Scorpius: what a treat, i guess after the most gorgeous girl on earth, the loml, you're the first
Lily: GAG
Scorpius: anyways, just tell him no
Scorpius: that is... unless you actually want to and are just hiding from your own feelings
Lily: excuse you?
Scorpius: i've known you half my life lilz
Scorpius: in fact i've known you half ~your~ life
Scorpius: and i still know you better than you know yourself
Lily: what does that mean?
Lily: HELLO?!
Lily: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
Mollz: a little birdy just told me that someone invited will to the party on friday
VickyBaby: WHAT?
lawyerlilz: client-attorney privilege should really extend both ways
VickyBaby: as much as we love you, you aren't a real lawyer yet
VickyBaby: spill
lawyerlilz: it's nothing
lawyerlilz: it's just to get him off my back
Mollz: the word no also exists
Mollz: you use it all the time
lawyerlilz: idk
lawyerlilz: something scorp said about him knowing me better than i know myself
lawyerlilz: and i might as well give the guy a chance
lawyerlilz: worst case scenario he screws it up and i never have to speak to him again
Mollz: best case scenario you bone down
VickyBaby: i've heard he's great in the sack
VickyBaby: really attentive
lawyerlilz: yet another reason this is a bad idea
lawyerlilz: why should i be interested in someone when rumours about his sex life are everywhere?
lawyerlilz: that's a giant red flag waving directly in my face
Mollz: he's the captain of the football team
Mollz: he's not a saint
VickyBaby: i heard he should be based on how he works his tongue
lawyerlilz: tmi
Mollz: nmi!!!
VickyBaby: nmi?
Mollz: need more info
Mollz: lilz, you wanna be our informant on the inside?
lawyerlilz: it's a party not a date
lawyerlilz: and i'll probably avoid him most of the night anyways
lawyerlilz: i'm only doing this to prove scorp wrong
Mollz: sure
VickyBaby: make sure you message us as soon as he's done baptizing you
lawyerlilz: 1. that's not how it works
lawyerlilz: 2. that's disgusting
Scorpius: i practically live at their house and she's my lab partner
Scorpius: and you of all people know how weasel-y she is
Scorpius: IT'S IN HER NAME
Lily: betrayer
Lily Potter set Scorpius Malfoy's nickname to betrayer
betrayer: you know i don't like nicknames
Lily: i'm sorry
Lily: couldn't hear you over ScorpiStud
betrayer: ... how long have you known?
Lily: like three months
Lily: been saving it for a rainy day ;)
O K , so hear me out. The way I see it, the ladies are currently putting the guys to SHAME. Honorable mentions as of late include Lizzie and Josie Saltzman, Harlow Valentine, Alt-Elena Gilbert, Alt-Parker Halliwell, and Rebekah Mikaelson. However, not to worry, your friendly neighbourhood King Z is all about equal opportunity in this house, so let me give you a couple kings I’ve been peeping lately too. Alt-William Flynn, Levi Stone, and Alt-Stefan Salvatore, all seem very promising in terms of keeping things INTERESTING around here. I am SO VERY EXCITED to see each and every one of these BAMFs provide us with some drama in their own wonderful little ways.
Given whatever mind-boggling nonsense is currently happening all over town, my instinct is to say EVERYONE. But my spidey-senses tell me that that’s not the answer you’re lookin’ for, dear Nonnie.
Given that we just finally got Bonnie Bennett into town, I think we should protect her at all costs. I imagine there are quite a few people happy to see her around these parts; myself included.
Also, not to keep chatting s h i t about Will but… are we sure that poor kid knows what he’s doing? Like, ever? Is his muffin buttered? Do I need to assign someone to butter his muffin?
I also spotted Luke Parker recently; great to see him alive and kicking again! But since he got that whole murderous sociopath makeover, maybe we should be looking out for him too.
Easy. Lizzie Saltzman. Between the discovery of new family members, her twinny breaking up with her, the literal blow up with Caroline and Katherine, smoochy time with Will topping it all with dear ol’ uncle Kai breaking down the news on her ?? That girl has a rollercoaster life.
Posie and Lizwill. Seriously, the Saltzman twins were like ticking timebombs before they even took their first breath. To that we add Will’s own family drama adding up to Lizzie’s, and Josie making deals with different devils. Careful what you wish for Penelope because your world is slowly starting to burn.
