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"No Budget" is the newest audio masterpiece from comedian Will Hatcher. Financed on a budget on $2, No Budget is one of the cost effective albums of the year. On "No Budget", Hatcher dives deep into his emotional waters and comes out with a golden orb of heartfelt songs such as "How u Want Ur Toes Sucked" and "Cake Will Make Her Shake" that are sure to leave his fans mesmerized.
The Look Like A Man, Act Like A Bitch Book Tour makes a stop in Boca Raton, FL to entertain some elderly folks.
September 2013
One time for all the Gladiators.
Willie Dynomite - Ratchets Love Me (Lil Wayne - Bitches Love Me Parody)
Adam Ivy - Rented An Apartment For A Year
This past weekend I directed a music video for my friend Adam Ivy. I think it turned out amazing. Its a parody of your favorite Jewish Canadian rappers song. Shoutout to everybody involved in the video. Shit was alot of fun.
Follow Adam @AdamIvy
Willie Muthaclucking Dynomite
DAY 22: IM OUTSIDE HO
I got so much shit to do my name should be William Shittodo. Finishing up this book is a beast but I gotta do it. Might have to develop a quick crack habit to get through these nights. I heard that shit works better than Red Bull.
Bout to go watching the sunset, then take a doodoo. Ill holla at yall. Peace.
Will
Day 21: Tell Me What This Smells Like
Lebron is a real inspiartion to me. Mainly because he's really rich and his forehead is bigger than mine. I admire big foreheads. There's a big brain behind those big foreheads. Rihanna, Stephen A. Smith, and all those big head scientists inspire me.
I'm having alot of fucking fun this year. My first book is about to drop. I been doing stand up comedy again. Shit is fun. I been working out new material. I hate doing the same jokes over and over again. I know that that's the way you perfect a joke but fuck that with a rare diamond encrusted dildo. I like taking chances. Being in the moment. Sometimes I kill on stage sometimes I don't kill as hard.
I always kill though.
I'm a cereal killer.
I got SXSW coming up in a few weeks. I'm excited about that too. I haven't been back since 2010. This year is gonna be epic on some many levels. I rarely get excited about anything. Everybody that knows me knows this. I'm excited about this year tho.
My book will be available March 2013. It pretty awesome. I like it. I think that's all that really matters. I made something I can be proud of. I hope I sell at least 2 million copies of my book. I want to make it rain on strippers real bad. I know if I sell 2 million copies of my book I can make it flood on these bitches. They deserve that. I deserve that.
It's time to catch them dreams.
-Will
