#willow chestle

[chestle-nest]

Boulevard, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Penelope, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Willow, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

Howl, trembling: What are we playing?

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Willow: Why are you on the floor?

Howl: I'm depressed.

Howl: Also I was stabbed, can you get Boulevard, please?

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Howl: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Penelope: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Howl: I’m leaving and I’M TAKING BOULEVARD WITH ME!

Willow, picking up the Monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Howl: It’s dark in here.

Willow: Don’t worry, dude. I got this.

Willow: *Stomps her feet*

Willow: *Sketchers light up*

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Penelope, going over Willow's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Willow: Yes

Penelope: Okay... may I know what you create?

Willow: Problems.

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Penelope: Bad things keep happening to me like I have bad luck or something.

Willow: Penelope, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

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Willow: I can explain.

Howl: Can you?

Willow: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Penelope: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Willow: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.