Dec 19, 2023
Boulevard, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Penelope, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Willow, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Howl, trembling: What are we playing?
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Boulevard, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Penelope, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Willow, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Howl, trembling: What are we playing?
Howl: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Penelope: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Howl: I’m leaving and I’M TAKING BOULEVARD WITH ME!
Willow, picking up the Monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Penelope, going over Willow's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Willow: Yes
Penelope: Okay... may I know what you create?
Willow: Problems.
Penelope: Bad things keep happening to me like I have bad luck or something.
Willow: Penelope, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Penelope: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Willow: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
Howl: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Willow: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Boulevard: I got distracted about halfway through.
Penelope: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
(Before they got together)
Boulevard: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Penelope: Just rip the bandage off.
Boulevard: It’s Howl.
Penelope: Put the bandage back on.
Boulevard: Penelope and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.
Howl: *sighing* What did Penelope do?
Boulevard: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Penelope: Who wants a steering wheel?