Jul 18, 2017
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“Would you like to go somewhere quieter and...talk?”
“...alright.”
“You’re gonna look so cute in the outfit I have in mind.”
“I agreed to go - I did not agree to be your personal vampire Barbie for the night.”
“You know you’ll wear whatever I tell you to.”
“You’re the worst.”
“But I wouldn’t be a snack! Not if I showed up with you. I figured you knew that.”
“Knew what?”
“That if a human is under the protection of a vampire, none of the other vampires will lay hands on them. It’s vampire etiquette 101.”
“Just because it’s etiquette doesn’t mean it would stop someone who was determined. Not everyone follows the rules, ‘Vaun. If it came to a fight, you know I’d lose.”
“Don’t freak, but this hot broody guy has been watching you from the corner all night and I think he’s about to come over here.”
“WHAT?”
“I’m gonna go get myself some water. I have my phone on if you need me. Have fun...”
“Siobhan! You can’t just abandon me!”
The next night...
“Aren’t you excited to go out?”
“I’m enthused. Can’t you tell? This is my enthused face.”
“...are you serious? You think there’s a secret vampire bar underneath the cemetery and you want me to take you there? If it’s even true - and I still don’t think it is - you’d be like a snack!"