House and Wilson just got married and are arguing over what their new last name should be. What's your vote?
New last name for the happy couple
Wilson-House
House-Wilson
Wouse (House's idea. Wilson strongly disapproves)
Hilson (House's teams ideas)
Just call em both House
Just call em both Wilson
Entering my own in the comments/reblog
Examples:
Doctor James Evan Wilson-House, Head Of Oncology.
Doctor Gregory Wouse, Diagnostician Extraordina
Doctors Greg and James Hilson, newlyweds, often found having sex in the janitors closet
"Dr House?" Nervously asks a cancer patient, "I heard he's insane though."
"He is," the new Dr House, formerly Dr Wilson, says, tiredly, "unfortunately, he also happens to be my husband."
"Don't let that boy scout face of his fool you!" The original, flame-cane bearing Dr House yells, popping into existence like a genie summoned as he rips open the patient's privacy curtain, "he's the insane one!"
"Deb, my husband Greg. Greg, Deb. Leave her alone, she's terminal," the brown eyed Dr House instructs.
Dr House OG, shrugs, "she won't be needing this, then," he says, before yoinking Deb, the patient's, sandwich off her beside table and limping hurriedly away.
Deb peers up at the tired looking Dr House still at his side, "you know, I think he's right. You must be the insane one, to have married him."
Dr James House has one rule; only he's allowed to insult his husband. "He's still the best thing to ever happen to me. You are right about me being insane though - I'm insanely in love. It just happens to be with a manaic, but that's why I love him."
Deb, looking deeply concerned, simply says, "talk about matching somebody's freak."
