#wiltei

[stockthestain2]

RAAAH *jump scares you with my oc x canon*

Tei (the green woman) is my oc!

[maulgoths]

an aardvark!

[folkremedies]

less of a thought and more just a funny thing that happened today, my cute lesbian mom has been watching the twilight movies as something to just veg out to and i told her about the effervescent thing and she cracked up and then she made herself laugh so hard she cried when she told me she thinks Edward looks like a butch she used to date wearing bad mime makeup

;asjdhf;ha STOP my mom is gay too and also thinks that Edward looks like a 90s butch i’m glad you told her about effervescent she really deserved to know <3 

[filthyprotozoan]

thank you for the quiz that was like the most fun ive had all month (i got traitor and was very pleased) but I had a question about it! so the bit about forgetting a memory, was the intention to choose the one you would miss the most of miss the least? or left intentionally up to the reader to decide? i chose the one that sounded the worst to lose!

oh thank you!! <3 and it is up to you, do you choose the one that’s the easiest to lose or the one that is most likely to buy you an escape? i, the quiz maker and the haunted house, do not make the rules.

[itsc]

another important question do you have any fic recs for trans Draco or anybody??

i do not have any at all, i’m sorry. @dracomalfoyofficial might have some tho! I think he mentioned to me a while ago that he had read some (he reads a lot more fanfic than i do)

[jerrylandis]

so that lemonade thing you said made me think about this time where me and my mom found a lemonade stand that squeezed fresh ginger into their lemonade and we bought one, drank it immediately and then got three more in like under 30 or so minutes. never found that stand again!! lemonade rules.

Wait I missed this sorry. now I’m thinking about lemonade again its 3am but I’m craving juice….. now!

[jerrylandis]

7 & 8 for the movie asks!

7. Movie I wish had a sequel... ohhh.. hmm.... I hardly ever wish for sequels bc I love ambiguous endings BUT. I have been waiting on the I Origins sequel to be announced since I first saw the film bc it’s genuinely set up as a prequel to the main mystery which is only brought into the movie in the last ~20 minutes or so! It would almost definitely be shit but I would like to see it. Same w the 2nd World War Z lol very self indulgently

8. A book I would like to see made into a film

OH. hm. Honestly probably some of m.r. James’s ghost stories, like I’m not a Massive fan of horror but there’s such a great scope for both gothic and contemporary adaptations of his stories and because a lot of them are so short there’s a lot of room for expansions and developments to the characters etc like. Some of them have been adapted before (mostly into TV movies) but I think there’s still a lot there!!

[folkremedies]

my secret is that i don’t sweep the floors everything at work and i usually just pick the least stinky dog there and take a nap in a kennel with them until it’s time for pick-ups

this is understandable, acceptable, and admirable behavior