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Tom Hiddleston attends the Evian Suite on Day 8 of the Wimbledon on July 2, 2013.

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Tom Hiddleston at Wimbledon on July 7, 2013. Source: Torrilla

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Alan and Miranda hart at the ladies singles final on day 12 at Wimbledon on July 6th 2013

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fromward said: hahahah. i have no clue as to why his middle name is asshole chicken broth but i am basking in rafa’s win and your cackling and joy

Ahem.

Why do I hate Lukas Rosol more than Mr D. or even probably more than Ernest Fucking Gulbis, a short (was supposed be short but sometimes I just go with the flow) essay by me, Claudia.

(There will be some tennis blabber but I’m a tennis blog, or at least I pretend to be one)

Let me start here by saying that even though I’m a huge Rafan, I try to be objective about his rivals. Even recently I started accepting Mr D’s talent, and perhaps it’s not all his fault he’s a d-bag, but his parents’... well that’s another story.

Anyway, me + Rafa = NeverEnding Love

WE LOOK PERFECT TOGETHER!!! YOU SEE? HE’S SO HAPPY, I’M ADORABLE POCKET SIZE, HE LOOKS LIKE JAMES BOND, I SPEAK SPANISH, WE’RE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER.

Back on Mr Asshol Rosol

Lukas Rosol is a 30 year old Czech tennis player, currently 69th in the ranking. Thanks to Radek Stepanek and Tomas Berdych he’s a Davis Cup champ even though he didn’t even touch the racquet during the final in 2013 against Serbia...

Here’s a pic of that prick, I swear I tried to find some particularly ugly one but he’s ugly in general and apparently Rafans aren’t photoshop-compatible to make him worse.

Before Rafa’s and Rosol’s R2 match in Wimbledon 2012 nobody practically heard of this guy. Have you? I haven’t and I’ve been a deepshit tennis fan for a while. He’s been ranked around 100th that time. (Even Anne Keothavong didn’t know who he was CLICK not like she’s some Tennis Guru, well maybe for BBC but not for me but do you see my point???)

The thing is that Rafa and Rosol met in that R2. And Rafa lost. And his knee tendinitis sort of escalated after that match eliminated him from the Olympics ‘12, USO ‘12, ATP WTF ‘12 and even Ozzy Open ‘13. This fucking match has been the last Rafa-match until South American clay court season ‘13 - which means he didn’t play for 9 months, a very bitter time for Rafans around the world. He was supposed to be the flag bearer for Spain at the Olympics, he was supposed to defend his golden medal from Beijing, but no, he returned just before Indian Wells ‘13, to a tournament in Chile.

And he didn’t even win that fucking tournament!!!!!!!

As you can see, we would be angry at whoever eliminated Rafa from Wimbly ‘12. (Wimbly ‘12 was also the the tournament that gave us the last Roger Federer GS victory thusfar, crying Andy Murray that broke everyone’s heart, and of course back to Roger - his most beautiful sweater. I saw it live in Wimbledon museum this year, it’s MAGNIFICENT!!!)

I guess though that I wouldn’t hate Rosol if he weren’t an asshole. Yes, I’d dis-appreciate his existence, I’d feel annoyed, but if he were a decent human being I’d forgive. Sport is sport, Rafa can’t win every time (although he can take turns in winning with Roger. Look, divided fairly, everyone’s happy).

Lukas Rosol has been a prick during that match. And after that. And after that too.

I don’t know if he played better or Rafa played worse than usual, probably both. Some of Rosol’s points were great. There was an issue with closing the roof (as usual at Wimbledon) and Rafa was unhappy with this, but let’s be honest and objective at the moment - they played in the same conditions, Rafa got broken at certain moments, Rosol won, he played excellent fair thing.

Although kicking Rafa’s bottles was not okay.

CLICK HERE

You guys know how Rafa is about his bottles. And this prick was doing everything to set Rafa’s mind off the game.

His arrogant behaviour was awful in the press conference. And I’m not the first to call him that, our beloved Kim Clijsters was there before.

So Rosol won a 5-setter with Rafa, but lost the next round in straight sets to Philipp Kohlschreiber.

Ah, I wrote it with a smile.

The next year Rafa lost at Wimbly to Steve Darcis in straight sets in R1. And you know what that fucktard Rosol did? He tweeted Darcis

Funny is Mr D. immitating Sharapova, but you were fucking disgraceful, you annoying little twat!

(He deleted his twitter and now there’s some weird man using that name. unless it’s him, speaking Spanish about Kobe Bryant. Also, these are real tweets, screen capped by my modest self for future generations. I spent over an hour finding this shit to show you what kind of fucktard he really was, so you better appreciate this!!!! I do my research Sam Winchester-like mhm)

Steve Darcis was not amused and he was very kind and respectful towards Rafa and we must love Steve Darcis.

That Wimbly was so fucked up. Serena lost early, Roger lost in R2 to S.Stakhovsky and probably did that “you lose - I lose” thing with Rafa b/c they can’t stand playing when the other one’s not in the tournament anymore. So they either lose one after another or win the whole thing (my glorious theory with so many proofs). This time it was the first case. And then they probably went fishing in Mallorca.

The only good thing from that Wimbly was Andy Murray lifting that bloody trophy after one of the most boring GS finals I’ve witnessed. Although I cried, I was so happy for him.

And the last but not the least:

Andrew Barron Murray speaking the truth:

That’s from Andy-Rosol Munich 2015 match. Which Andy won in straight sets.

Apparently Rosol is not only asshol to Rafa. CLICK HERE AND HERE AND HERE

I mean, how can he be so... so... I AM AT LOSS ON HOW TO CALL HIM.

I just hate the guy.

TL;DR: Rosol is a fucker and nobody likes him.

P.S. As for Chicken Broth, Rosol means in Polish “Chicken broth/Chicken soup” but he lacks the deepness and pasta of chicken soup.

P.P.S. Is that satisfactory?