MARYYYY I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY BECAUSE I WAS IN VANCOUVER LIKE AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!! I love you and I hope you had a fantastic birthday and I'm sorry this is almost two weeks late!!
I know!!!! I can’t believe you missed it! (How dare you go off and live your life while ignoring your pregnant wifey!) I’ll expect you to make it up to me somehow. ;-)












