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helpful grammar tip! farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!

#oh damn yikes

sup everybody im fucking tired

heres the thing so listen up

im going to be rambling a bunch so get some goddamn snacks and a drink cause we might be here a while and the only reason why im putting this under a cut is coz i know i can go on for a thousand fucking years heyoo time player joke and i dont want to bombard people with my bullshit but lets get this show on the road

first of all i heard on the grapevine that theres a new set of timelines where a bunch of shit happens and everybody has lost their goddamn minds also im dating karkat?????? thats a thing in both of these timelines i am not from this timeline i am from a timeline where we beat the game end of story job done good bye everthing is fine where i am nobodys getting possessed or killing themselves and theres no fucking robots with our souls in them so i wanted to point this out so nobody gets confused

as for where ive been look im going to be real and say i just dont want to be here i dont really want to be anywhere but i know thats not cool so im just going with the flow im always around on discord so if you want it lmk cause im more than happy to share theres just no reason for me to be on tumblr because theres nothing to do yeah sure i can shoot the breeze with people but in the end everybody fucks off and im wondering what the fuck happened so its just easier to catch me somewhere else hell if you want to talk in ims thats fine im more responsive

not much else to talk about other than potentially im doing a thing with ds so theres that stay tuned folks idk if its going to happen or not but hey striders are coming back were gonna make it big people are gonna know our names far and wide i mean i guess they already do since i am literally one of their gods but the new generation will know us far and wide even though they still already do because nobody can keep their cool and their mouths shut god damn nobody knows how to play coy you dont talk to your fans you sort of hint that you know theyre there but otherwise you keep your trap shut and go on with your lives so they keep wondering who the fuck you are and when you do show parts of yourself nobody knows theyre hooked and want more unless you turn out to be a scumbag then youre setting yourself up for a mobbing point being were gonna do a thing that has nothing to do with my godhood and itll be fucking rad if it happens gotta talk to him about it first

anyway theres an update for everybody on what the fuck is going on theres nothing new i keep taking week long depression naps but im trying to fix that i want to be here but i also dont you know how it goes dave strider out

#long post under the cut #(its an ic ooc update #because why not #but yeah if you want my discord just lmk i wont bite)

hi hello i am not caffeinated enough for today

adulthood is being too damn lazy to make a real breakfast but spending 30min making a goddamn smoothie