#windicuffs

[breathnbullets]

thinking about them often

[breathnbullets]

Chapter2 of my windicuffs fic, Puppy Love, is now out! 💙

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[strldercestuous]

from a conversation me and my friend had about windicuffs

[mastershakel0vr69]

ykw imma do some of this shi since i saw someone else do it with sollux durr

Rating Jake English ships!

this one is exclusively human ones, i might do trolls if this gains enough traction idkkk (also these are my opinions, so if you disagree... sowwy)

Windicuffs / JohnJake: 0/10

EEEEYUCK icky yucky funky incest

DaveJake: 7.5/10

i find this one quite pleasant actually, but i cant help the fact that some only ship this because they wanna be quirky for shipping this and not DirkJake

JakeRose: 5/10

ive never really seen content of them, nor do they really have a notable bond in the comic, so i dont really have anything to note on it

Guncest?/JadeJake: -100.5/10

FOWL. DARE I SAY WORSE THAN WINDICUFFS.

JaneJake: 7/10

i enjoy the lore and shit with them... i find it very pleasing. i enjoy a good angsty toxic couple.

DirkJake: 9.5/10

i mean, cmon. how could i not resist a cute yet toxic and doomed couple with a dash of miscommunication when SHAKELOCK AND GAMQUIUS RUNS THROUGH MY VEINS.

JakeRoxy: 8/10

i also enjoy JakeRoxy. i think they would be obviously messy and toxic too, but i also they would probably be very cute 🥹

EnglishCest/JakeJake: 10/10

best ship out of this lineup.

(OML I HAVE TO ADD SO MANY DAMN TAGS...)

[breathnbullets]

The cutiest patooties

[bloodyectoplasm]

I like windicuffs it’s how HOWEVER windicuff 99% of the time is completely out of character. NO JAKE ISNT A FUCKING DADDY DOM BE REAL. Don’t let his aesthetic fool you he’s a fucking WOOBIE. He’s not going be bd like “it’s okay darling ur so pretty when you cry” be realllllll. John would probably be the more agressive one in the relationship not by a lot but yk.

like I think it would be really slow for them because neither is trying to get into a relationship but liek they are touching each other weirdly more and more over time then they just make out. Yeah. Maybe that’s too much work for people

[breathnbullets]

Ooh, love, ooh, loverboy What're you doin' tonight?

[breathnbullets]

Unconditional