could I ask for some Pharma/reader nsfw headcanons?
NSFW Headcanons // Pharma (MTMTE)
Notes: I'm so curious about this guy honestly. I've seen people write him more empathetic so I have to wonder if he shows any remorse in the comics. I haven't gotten too far in mtmte yet.
Content/warnings: Pharma, breathplay, mentions of knives, blood, and pain, Threesome(?) with Tarn is mentioned. Pharma generally sucks and is selfish. Human x Transformer, size difference. Non-sticky and sticky sexual interfacing.
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•We can all figure the usual kinks for Pharma- Blood, blade, and pain are all fairly on the nose with this mech, and really, one would expect nothing less from him. However, something less stated that I think fits would be his interest in your size difference and general biology. Pharma's fascinated by the human heart in particular, and he's interested in how it's pace changes depending on the scenario. Which evolves into little experiments and tests while in the berth. Things like fragging you rougher or softer to see how your pulse reacts, using toys or threatening objects, depriving you of your senses, etc.
•Following that same sort of medical interest- Lung/breathing control. He'll get this shine in his optics while he softly squeezes the oxygen out of you, either with his servos or by making you service his spike for a varied period of time without breathing, then measuring the effects on you, and keeping that information in a datapad for- God knows what reason- later. Everything you do tends to be prodded and poked at to sate his curiosity.
•Prefers non-sticky sexual interfacing, even if he sometimes engages in it. When he does involve his array (in a non-experimental environment) it's usually you sucking his spike, or something quick and risky. He's a busy mech, and patients (and Tarn) are demanding in a way that he rarely has time to dabble in his sexuality. He does, however, frequently show you his spark as a form of interface, and is determined to find a way to make your faint aura more compatible with his em field. If you're not around when he's feeling pent up, he'll play with his wires while fisting his spike to get off.
•He rarely mass displaces, and interfacing isn't an exception. Sure, he'll shrink to your scale if he's sticking his spike in you, or he wants more accurate results, but otherwise he doesn't care to. He has, will, and can just rub his spike against you at full size and paint you in a shining pink blanket of his transfluid because in the end, human conjunx or not- He's selfish.
•You're going to see Tarn. A lot. And when Pharma screws up, and can't make the quota of T-Cogs, that means you're going to be involved, in some way or form. Usually being fragged by the large purple mech until you're spent and he's overloaded at least a few times. It becomes a sort of routine, after enough times happening, and Pharma will sometimes hand you off to the DJD for a period to save himself and make more time to gather what's needed.
Am I wrong for wanting Skybound Starscream and Megatron bad 🥀 yeah they dove off the deep end with how weird and edgy the comic is now but Megatron being a freak is my jam and I like loser boyfailure starscream okay
