#windy anon

[mega-cowtrollv2]

(windy anon) "S-sorry! I'm not used to this whole flight thing! I haven't used my powers for years!" He just wanted to disappear right now. And for a moment, that's what he did. As if he faded into thin air for a second. "What...?" He seemed like his mind was far off. "I forgot I could do that...." he paused. "Gosh what else did I forget I could do in all that time? Four whole sweeps... nine years..." he seemed lost in thought.

“Well if yyou ain’t used to it-“ Then he just vanished. Just like that- and soon enough he was back. “Wh-What was that now? Forgettin’ yyou can turn invisible? That ain’t somethin’ you forget...!” She put a finger on her chin, glancing him over again.

[mega-cowtrollv2]

(Windy anon) "Oh! Sorry! I'm John!" He looked up at her face from where he was on her shoulder. He shifted a bit so she wouldn't have to crane her neck so much. He shifted more so--SHIT! Yeah he fell like a doofus. He forgot he could fly for a moment and bounced off her chest before finally righting himself and remembering he could, in fact, fly. He flew back up to eye level, a scarlet flush on his cheeks.

John wasn’t the only one with a blush. Skylla’s face was glowing a shade of bronze out of sheer bewilderment of his action. “Wh-Whyy’d yyou go and do that? What game yyou tryyna pull?” She looked slightly upset, it obviously clear she knew he possessed the power of flight- so what other reason wouldn’t he use it for than to get closer to her... You know.

[mega-cowtrollv2]

(Windy anon) John lands on her shoulder. "Well either way it's nice to meet you!" He smiles widely, but that would likely be missed by an eye about as large as him. "Mind if I stay here on your shoulder for a bit? Great view, you know. You're lucky you're so tall! You get to see it all the time!" Oh dear, the human was chattering constantly. Wait. Did he finish? Ok good. "So how did you get this big in the first place?" OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! "Technology? Magic? Psionics? Biology? Ectobiology?"

My, he could talk fast. He wasn’t even sure what he was on about now, he was moving FAR to fast for her to keep up. “Woah woah there! Yyer movin’ too quick! Keep it slow for me for a second...! Let’s start with a name, does that sound good?”

[nyarados]

the way you typed iida instantly made me think of that "BEYONCÉ????" gif omg,, -windy anon, rising from the dead after 20 years

IIDA IS BEYONCE ?????

[mega-cowtrollv2]

(Windy anon) John turned around to see what was eclipsing the moons and was greeted with a startling (and beautiful) sight: Skylla Koriga's massive bare legs and the rest of her body towering above him. He flew up to eye level to chat with the massive troll. "hi there! are there a lot of you giant trolls around? i'm John!" He was definitely excited to see someone looking so friendly.

“W-Woah there!” He was like a little bug- hardly anything to her now massive size. Her eyes scanned over the tiny human, taking note of his appearance. “John? Well- heyy there John! I’m not sure how manyy ‘giant trolls’ there are- but, glad to see yyer lookin’ excited...!”

[mega-cowtrollv2]

High winds have been detected inbound on your position. Calculations suggest they will cause minimal damage to structures smaller than 30 meters tall. Taller structures should be evacuated and trolls above 30 meters tall should hunker down. Status update: winds have ceased suddenly approximately one kilometer from your position. Cause of cessation unknown. Witnesses suggest a hornless alien in blue clothing and a long hood held out his hands and caused said winds to die down.

Skylla frowned at the strange notification, but, looking up, she knew she wanted to check it out. She got to her feet, taking slow steps towards this alert. Hornless alien? She wanted to see. It didn’t take long to get there, not at her new size!

[nyarados]

HGSKDJFSLKFJASDFK

Tell me what “big _______ energy” I have

[nyarados]

dropping in 2 say y'all cute as shit and ily all -windy

YOU ARE TOO BABY