#windy's

[windys-restaurants]

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Three meals for the elf nobles under the sky

Seven for the dwarf folk in their halls of stone

Nine for the human people, doomed to die

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Absalom where the hunger lies

Onion ring to rule them all, onion ring to find them

Onion ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

In the Land of Absalom where the hunger lies....

Come on down to Windy's soon

And get onion rings instead of fries!

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[the-faramir]

Breakfast at Windy's

Did you know that Windy's now serves breakfast? Here's a little ditty about our newest item!

🎶🎶🎶 Two smoked ham slices And a slice of gruyère cheese Then throw in a little bit Of raspberry jam, please

That goes in between Two slices of white bread Then we dip it in egg batter And deep fry it, that's what I said!

Next, we add some powdered sugar (Just a little bitty touch) And we serve it with a side of little Chocolate-frosted doughnuts, they're really not too much

It's the Windy Cristo breakfast sandwich Come on down to Windy's soon! (Only available to order Between sunrise and noon!) 🎶🎶🎶

[windys-restaurants]

Everyone! Good news!

The Burger King has sent his troops to meet with me and all of the Windy's stakeholders in an impromptu meeting. We will no longer be branded as Windy's. As of today, we shall be known as Burger King of Golarion!

So come on down to where you rule and have a beef burger!

[the-faramir]

Following up on the Windy's post, I present to you a comic strip I drew based on an outdated, overused, really bad punchline. I'm not sorry.

[the-faramir]

Windy's

There's a new chain of restaurants popping up throughout Golarion! Windy's menu features a new-fangled ground meat patty served on a bun with a variety of toppings!

Here are some of our most popular menu items:

Ground Meat on a Bun: Our flagship sandwich: a monstrous patty made from the finest locally sourced animal meat, nestled in a soft, fluffy bun, and topped with your choice of a list of delectable toppings and condiments. What kind of meat is it? Does it really matter?

Mage’s Meal: A magical combo that includes a crispy breaded chicken filet, spiced with edible spell component herbs, all on a bun, accompanied by enchanted, julienned, deep-fried, seasoned potatoes, and a phosphate soda of your choice (we recommend Dr. Zephyr).

Rogue’s Wrap Kit: A stealthy selection of thinly sliced smoked ham, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and onions, wrapped in a secret-herb flatbread with a side of invisibility onion rings (warning: wearing an onion ring on your finger does not give you bonuses to your stealth rolls or actually turn you invisible), and a phosphate soda of your choice (best with a kola).

Wizard’s Waffle-Cut Potatoes: Crispy, golden fried spuds dusted with a spellbinding seasoning that changes flavor with every bite.

Sorcerer’s Shake: A thick, creamy, frosty, partially dairy milkshake product with layers of mystical flavors that swirl with every sip.

Phosphate Sodas: Sweet, tangy beverages with tiny bubbles that tickle your taste buds! Choose from: kola, sassafras stout, ginger lager, limonade, cherry, tamarind, or our proprietary blend, Dr. Zephyr! More new flavors are being showcased monthly!

At Windy's, we say, "You're here, so you might as well eat!™"

[windys-restaurants]

Every morning to prepare for the breakfast rush, we need to cook up a few of our best-selling sandwiches in advance and do a quick tally so that we know where we stand.

I call it the Count of Windy Cristo Sandwiches.

[windys-restaurants]