Twenty-one June Two Thousand Nineteen
I’m at La Vie Parisienne Lahug, alone. For the Fete dela MusiqueXCebuLitFest event. Drinking La Vie Chardonnay and eating Salmon Carbonara and all the chocolate truffle flavors they had. I’m also having canelés and madeleines, dunno how to spell. Im sitting near the photogenic “wine cellar” and dude, people line up to take pics. Nobody even notices me much in my own corner of the world. Thank G. What ever. Tagalogs, Koreans, Japanese, Chinese, Cebuanos, and Whites. Everybody goes gaga over the Wine Cellar. Definitely the shot to take when you’re in La Vie.
A while ago I was sitting by the table near the fridge and the counter with the wooden round tables and there was a fuking KAWAII Japanese couple. They made me sob. So Fucking sweet with the “yamete” and “hihihi” while feeding each other gelato. Gad darn it!
The chardonnay doesn’t taste good to me. It’s like a hard drink, like a cute lady lady empefuckingrador.
I’m so so so so-so.
Yeah so I look young and yes I’m alone. What are you looking at you miserable miserable individual who can’t live without other people’s compliments. What the hell are you looking at? You. Cannot. Fucking touch what’s on my table. Not even the restaurant owned artificial flowers. Get off woman. Before I splash my wine over you Cherie Gil style you second rate copycat.
What the hell happened to originality? And mix and matching clothes?! Jesus, really your “on trend” look is disgusting and pathetic to look at. How fucking plebian of you. No character at all. Gad, please shout mea culpa to at least get some dignity. Ew.
You know I’m not always these angry.
I don’t know what it is about today that’s just making me grrr.
Maybe it’s the total ignorance of the world. How they all have such shallow minds. They can’t even talk about something interesting. Nobody is witty anymore. They’re all just boring sad people. For the life of me they don’t even have dark humor. Really it makes me sob. Such bores.
Oh! I just had a bite of my last unbitten truffle and it pops in the mouth! Like all those popping candies they sell near schools! You know the ones that have lollipop! And oh my god! I just realized I’m not looking at my keyboard keys now! Hehehe but now I am because I noticed that I’m not anymore. Hahaha how crazy is that?!
WOMAN. IF THERE ARE TWO SPACES FROM EACH PARAGRAPH THAT’S CAUSE YOU FLIPPED TOPICS AND BRAIN SWITCHES. ALSO. U ARE GADAM DRUNK NOW. YOU NEED THE GUY. THE KID.
HELP
Have you ever been so gad dam drunk ur food doesn’t even make sense anymore? Like the canelés just look cute to me noooooooow. hihi
Also I saw a Korean boy a while ago who was cute. He had bleached hair and tied it a bit a while ago. Ttehee.s
