I'll answer your questions in a separate post Elizabeth
Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
sunsets!
Have you ever walked into a wall? If so, tell the story
Many, many times. I frequently hit my shoulders on walls when I am coming around a corner
If you could choose one celebrity to be the father/mother of your child who would it be?
i dunno like tim lincecum or something because then maybe my kid would be good at baseball and then he could be rich and support me
If you were a giant mega monster what city would you rampage?
Stockton because it's fucking gross and I'd like it to be gone
If you could change your name to anything what would your new name be?
Something more feminine maybe because Sam sounds like a boy like Abby or something idk
What would you say is your favorite album of all time?
One Direction's Midnight Memories (no that was a joke idk)
Whats your favorite accent?
this one: Ç ( see what i did there ;) )
Whats your favourite joke?
I like all those spooky ghost and skeleton ones those kill me
Have you ever sleepwalked? If so, tell the story
never
What would be your dream sandwich?
okay dog like capicola and salami and fresh mozzerella and banana peppers and mayo and good, gourmet mustard with tomato and mixed greens on dutch crunch
there you go loser