Hunk: Come on, Keith can't be *that* oblivious.
Pidge: Oh, but he is.
Lance: Definitely, he could be studied for being so oblivious. I should know, as his roommate, I've seen him at his worst.
Hunk: Like?
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Pidge: Months ago, when we started getting serious, I tried to lean in for a kiss, and he swerved out of the way before wishing me a good evening. I was walking back to my car before he slammed the door open and vaulted over his porch to cut me off to ask "Were you trying to kiss me?"
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Hunk: Okay, but that's one instance and right at the beginning of y'alls relationship. Not too bad...
Lance: Should we tell him about the shower incident?
Pidge: Oh, quiznack, definitely.
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Lance: The other day, Pidge had used the shower at our place and left the door slightly ajar, and I took my cue to leave.
Pidge: I called out to Keith, saying it was really hard to wash my back, and what did the poor boy do? He went and got Lance's long-handle scrub and closed the door.
Lance: When I came back, Pidge gave me the scrub and walked out and I had to ask Keith why she gave me my own item, his response? "She said she had trouble washing her back." I had to explain to him that Pidge wanted *him* to help her wash her back.
Pidge: Oh, we can't forget about the text too!
Hunk: Do I even want to know?
Lance: I had to text Pidge and explain I'm still trying to teach Keith, she then told me to speed up the process before texting Keith, and I quote, "I'll be back in 10 minutes. Be naked when I get there."
Lance: I once again took my cue to leave, taking Allura out to dinner and a movie.
