Nov 1, 2023
Winter Haters be like "nooooo I hate this time of year I hate being cozy on the couch with 3 soft fluffy blankets, nooo don't bring the space heater closer to warm our toes while we cradle a cup of hot cocoa! I hate the way snow muffles all sound outside and creates an intimate bubble of quiet solace for just the two of us, no don't pop a marshmallow in my mouth and let your finger linger on my lips for just a second longer than necessary, I'm just snuggling up with you for warmth and that's it— anh, stop it, we're both girls! I hate this time of year!!"
