#winter-broadcast

[midnight-broadcast]

tomorrow is canceled not for any explainable reason it just is

canceled tomorrow is canceled

if you happen to experience tomorrow please forget about it and pretend that it never happened

if someone asks you what day it is merely stare off with an expression between dread and confusion

until they eventually leave

♥ intern jamie

[midnight-broadcast]

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[midnight-broadcast]

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[midnight-broadcast]

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[midnight-broadcast]

Helloooo😁🌞😃🙂😊

Just wanted to leave a little greeting from desert bluffs🤗🤗🤗

I find it soooo curious you have a midnight broadcast over there. We don't even have a night😁☺️😀🙃 Not since the smiling god. And who would want it any other way!🙃🙃🙃

Anyway. Farewell then! I must get back to work after all. Remember, believe in a smiling god🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞

Smiles!

-Kevin :]

@smiles-on-air

welcome to the station, kevin

we were not expecting to hear from desert bluffs but it appears that your signal broke through

we have been experiencing some heavier static in the later parts of our night

we would smile but smiles have been regulated by station management and incorrect smiling may result in possible disappearances

(some of them may not be our own)

thank you for stopping by even with your smiling god and too bright sun

take care, desert bluffs and you too, kevin

♥ intern jamie

[midnight-broadcast]

you've made it through another rotation

or perhaps it has been more than one since you've last seen us

we don't mind when you return or if you return

we'll hold the airwaves steady while you decide there is no rush tonight or any night

welcome to the broadcast, listeners

♥ intern jamie

[midnight-broadcast]

the weather is fine tonight

just fine not good or great or even really bad

it's just fine and that's perfectly well fine

perfectly fine weather we're having tonight

fine

♥ intern jamie

[midnight-broadcast]

Now eye gotta know of you've heard tma

welcome back, listener

we've heard of the archives and we hope that they are doing well

or whatever remains

our station picks up many signals some of which are not from our friendly little community

but we tune in all the same

be careful if you happen to step into the tunnels

we have heard that the voices are not as soft as our own

♥ intern jamie