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Bucky, After Watching a James Bond Movie

*At one of Tony’s fancy parties*

Person: And who are you?

Bucky: The name’s Barnes. James Barnes.

Person: Haha-

Bucky: *holding a gun to their head*

Bucky: And my mission is to assassinate you.

Person: FUCK WHAT DID I DO

Steve, panicked and sprinting over: BUCKY YOU CANT JUST POINT A GUN AT SOMEONE.

Natasha: *holding a gun to Steve’s head*

Natasha: Of course you can

and i love you, i swear i do, but i can’t seem to remember you.

Bucky’s Code Names

Bucky: I will be Eagle 1

Bucky: Steve, you will be Been There Done That.

Bucky: Natasha; Currently Doing That.

Natasha, smirking: *finger guns*

Bucky: Sam; It Happened Once In A Dream.

Bucky: Clint; If I Had To Pick a Dude.

Clint: *fist bumps*

Bucky: Tony.... Eagle 2

Tony, sighing: Oh thank God.

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