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Bucky: Wow, Nat, a present? But I didn’t get you anything. I’ll make it up to you, I swear.

Natasha: James, it’s your birthday.

Bucky: Still.

[raindropsoldiers]

Sam: Why is Bucky on top of the Christmas tree?

Nat: I couldn’t decide between a star or an angel.

Nat: So I went with both.

[silveredstars]

Bucky, After Watching a James Bond Movie

*At one of Tony’s fancy parties*

Person: And who are you?

Bucky: The name’s Barnes. James Barnes.

Person: Haha-

Bucky: *holding a gun to their head*

Bucky: And my mission is to assassinate you.

Person: FUCK WHAT DID I DO

Steve, panicked and sprinting over: BUCKY YOU CANT JUST POINT A GUN AT SOMEONE.

Natasha: *holding a gun to Steve’s head*

Natasha: Of course you can

[takeariskao3]

bucky: can you ask natasha if she likes me?

steve: ... she's your wife?

bucky: i know but like-

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*after Bucky comes back to life*

Natasha: My boyfriend passed away recently…

Bucky: Stop telling everyone that I’m dead!

Natasha: THEN STOP DYING!

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hydra agents: We’ve come to take you

Bucky: Let me ask Natasha

Hydra agents: It’s not a choic-

Bucky: She says no

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Bucky: Babe?

Natasha: Hm?

Bucky: Nothing, I just wanted to call you babe.

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Tony: are you two going out?

Bucky and Natasha: no

Tony: you were literally making out before I asked you!