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Had an archiving exam today so naturally I thought about Orion Pax and interfacing in the archives. Idk if the people who this post reaches are familiar with how archives look, but I have been to multiple and let me say.

While there's an opportunity to interface, because they're huge, and largely empty, Orion Pax would never. The transfluid could ruin the precious documents!

Megatron would try to initiate and he'd be like nope not in the archives, think of the DOCUMENTS. Or do you want to potentially explain to the restoration group how TRANSFLUIDS got on the documents?!?!

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Delphi MASH: Beware, the medics bite

I got this idea for a Transformers fic loosely based on the MASH tv show. The story focuses on a Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MASH), Delphi, and the shenanigans of the medics and guards. And then an other idea got me. What if there was copious amount of porn in it. So, the idea was born. I don’t know where I can get to it, but I sketched out the base ideas for the characters and I thought I'd share them. After I'm done with my archival exam, I will get to it.

Anyway, character concepts under the cut. I promise it will get weird.

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Studying archival law really gets in the way of writing valveplug. Being an archivist is the ideal job, but my true calling is writing robot smut.

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Delphi MASH: Beware, the medics bite

I was finally able to write the first chapter, woohoo!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65312782/chapters/168042748

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: Multi

Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)

Relationships: Drift | Deadlock/Ratchet, Ambulon/First Aid (Transformers), Inferno/Red Alert (Transformers), Blurr/Swerve (Transformers), Brainstorm/Perceptor (Transformers), Nautica/Velocity (Transformers)

Characters: Drift | Deadlock,Ratchet (Transformers), Ambulon (Transformers), First Aid (Transformers), Nautica (Transformers), Velocity (Transformers), Inferno (Transformers), Red Alert (Transformers), Blurr (Transformers), Swerve (Transformers), Brainstorm (Transformers), Perceptor (Transformers), Pharma (Transformers)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, inspired by the mash tv show, docs being docs and docs being weird, Explicit Sexual Content, mouth fingering, Masturbation, Humor, well as funny as a warzone can be, Angst, this is still mostly for fun think of it as a smutty dramedy, Ratchet needs a break,everybody in camp is weirdo pervert, tags will be added as i continue

Summary: Life is hard but monotonous at the Delphi mash (a.k.a. mobile army surgical hospital). Events are shaken up when an injured decepticon is brought in. Ratchet faces a though choice, while everybody else interfaces like their lives depend on it.

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Introduction

Nothing is sacred here. I write fanfiction, and there's a bunch of horny transformers ones, check them out here if you want to.

Ask me about my oc, Roadkill.