Sex will cover you black machinery

This is my valveplug blog. I go here to be horny about robots. I am an adult. Good morning.

[wire-player]

Introduction

Nothing is sacred here. I write fanfiction, and there's a bunch of horny transformers ones, check them out here if you want to.

Ask me about my oc, Roadkill.

[bedbugging]

ratchie

[dailystarbee]

IDW artist alex milne for hot motor oil

[just-thots]

remember how idw megatron canonically spent several years stuck in gun alt mode. i like to think that gave him kinks he is very embarrassed by

[just-thots]

oh my god this is really funny combined with the headcanon that a lot of the time it was deadlock wielding him when he was stuck. drift has no fucking idea he dommed megatron into self-discovery against his will

[just-thots]

one time deadlock forgot and cleaned megatron very efficiently and impersonally like he does all his other guns and put him away and megatron felt Normal about this

[limesareyellow]

Ultra Magnus x Rodimus spanking commission!!! Thank you so much!!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Finally getting the hang of IDW designs. This absolute unit took me 13 whole hours to finish, I am so proud of it!! ৻( •̀ ᗜ •́ ৻)

[nuefass]

Kup x prowl comm

[b1rdforce]

zzzap

[transingthoseformers]

I'm sure there's a better name for it but I'm thinking of consensual paralysis kink in the context of medics doing repairs on bots who are barely sedated/numbed, but fully dosed on paralytic so they can't move (especially if it's an unethical medic but the patient is into it)

I'm explicitly thinking about how sensation/touch feels different on numbed tissue, with that slight dulling almost making it feel like a dream🤔 also doctor characters talking vaguely to the patient like they don't really think/expect the patient to listen, like some sort of object that used to be a person and won't be a person again until after this is all done🥴

very very much loving the idea of somebot getting fucked and unintentionally (or intentionally) edged due to the fact that they can only feel a fraction of the sensation, fully aware but completely pliant and malleable for their medic

[proxyjammer]

Today I found out that official transformers artist Hayato Sakamoto has worked on at least 2 blurr smut comics and I don’t know what to do with this information

[proxyjammer]

he also made a blurr body pillow

[robo-hunter-chaim]

You can find at least one of them listed on doujinshi.org (just documented, not a rip site.)

I was like 800% sure Blurr would have just been made into a girl but I’m personally really glad that’s not the case :)c

[vileknighthood]

[lies face down on the floor]

[xenroma]

[lesnee-deactivated20181203]

:I 

[robot-thighs]

steamy.

[nuefass]

[archie-sunshine]

(Shadow figure in the corner)

Knightformers Wavewave ….umm..situation where they’re both restrained. If that’s ok. Thank you.

mild redesigns on both of them because i've gotten better at fantasy character design! but YES ASK ME ABOUT KNIGHTFORMERS I WILL DRAW THEM NASTY

[akafreakassatron]

If this post gets taken down Im gonn start tweaking out

[saucy-seeker]