#wise wisdom

[mastermimeee]

If i ever saw Other Dude i would drop to the floor as fast as possible to try and catch a peek up his hospital gown because im awesome

[bonelesssboiz]

oh btw you don’t have to be good at yourhobbies. just in case you didn’t know you can be bad at them .

[unicornships]

True justice was a fair system. 

[abigayle12000]

[mastermimeee]

Running with scissors would stop selling body pillows if they knew what happened to my p1 pillow 🙏

[mastermimeee]

Pete the cat

[2010americangirldolloftheyear]

remembering is seriously my love language. I remember so many little details about people even if they aren't in my life anymore. yeah, my best friend in 3rd grade hated cinnamon. that girl who bullied me desperately wanted a white dwarf hamster. my dad had a hateclub in high school.

so whenever someone remembers something small about me it makes me cry. bc wdym my dad's girlfriend remembered that I have been on the hunt for a vanilla perfume that ACTUALLY smells like vanilla (fyi I only mentioned this maybe once to her) and researched the best one to get me for christmas. I love remembering things about other people, but it feels so special to have others remember stuff about me. mwah mwah mwah (⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠³⁠˘⁠)🩵

[mastermimeee]

I don’t care about your yaoi but I'll tolerate it cause we're friends