Mar 1, 2013
Vynn: Toothy said this about my crush: "Okay, pro-dating tip here from a pro-dater here. If you either lick her or drop her on the floor for longer than five seconds, that means she’s yours and no one else can have her according to the laws of the universe."
Vynn: HELPF
Alden: oh my fuckin god
Alden: she's rite tho
Alden: also you can lick your hand and touch her face that works too
Alden: but yo gotta say "mineminemine"
Vynn: oimgf
Vynn: im so done with you two
Alden: please you know you'd marry us both if you could
Vynn: probably correct
