#wit?

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

All people bring joy to this house:

some, when they enter, and some when they leave.

[agentamy]

Mom: Where's the trash?

Me, laying in bed: I'm right here.

[cooperm8]

I can't actually believe the BBC are spending 15 million on a new set for Eastenders It's literally the worst show ever Shit acting, shit storylines & a waste of everyone's money!!! Should just scrap the whole show tbh.

[puresuns]

i can't think of awitty text post

[withmightandmain]

generally i go between wanting to live like i'll die tomorrow and wanting to die today.

[therulesandmagnets-blog-blog]

Tough times in der Vaterland

(Rachel)

oh my god haha you so need to get laid.

(me)

That wont stop me from being borderline schizoid

it will just make me a smug borderline schizoid

[coralrigby-blog]

Beyoncé is having a baby.

It must be destiny's child.

Get it?

I know, I'M HILARIOUSSSS.