Hi, yeah can you write about a reader x Geralt thing where the reader loves slapping his ass and teasing him. Like flirts heavily to try and get a reaction from him, also maybe the reader loves horses even more than Geralt and keeps their own horses too and are viciously protective of them. Ps I love your work, you’re a fabulous writer
Thank you so much for the compliment, you’re too sweet! Here’s your headcanons, hope you like them and thank you for requesting :) This is different from the usual fluff I write, but I liked the result, enjoy!
Geralt:
He didn’t show it, but Geralt liked you from the moment he met you
You were smart, bold and daring and he loved that about you
Not to mention that you had a horse you were really fond of too
And never let anyone touch your horse or ride
Geralt smiled whenever he saw you talking to your horse
But deadpanned if you looked his direction, not wanting you to see
You knew anyway, of course, being so smart and intuitive
The two of you found yourselves traveling together often
And you felt comfortable around him, like you were friends for a long time
His way of showing you he liked you was letting you touch Roach
You honestly were fond of the horse too and softly caressed her
Geralt secretly loved having you around, except for one thing
When you flirted with him it was so… surprising to him
And you were so cheeky about it too, it was astonishing
“Look at those biceps, they’re the size of my head!”
Geralt would just stare at you whenever you said something like that
And give you a dangerous look when you went to touch his arm
You weren’t intimidated by him, though, nor his grumpiness
Knowing deep down he was soft and kind
You were unfazed by his glares or annoyed grunts
Instead, you always continued to flirt with him
Which upset him because he didn’t want to give in to your charm
In a way, you do it to see where his limit is, almost like a game
Will he actually react to something, get mad maybe?
Or far better, maybe… reciprocate? Smile? Wink at you? Kiss you?
One time you made the mistake of doing this in front of Jaskier
“Geralt, I love that you’re so protective and keep walking ahead”
“Why is that? I thought you were capable enough of holding your own”
“From back here I have a great view, thank you very much”
Jaskier choked on his own saliva and started laughing out loud
Geralt hasn’t quite forigven you for that one yet
Because it earned him weeks of teasing from his friend
And even a song that very briefly commented on Geralt’s ‘attributes’
Geralt thinks you’re incredibly inventive and suave with it too
“That sexiness your exude... is it just you or is a witcher thing?”
“Sometimes I wished I was a monster so you could slay me, witcher”
“Those strong hands... I’d love to have them all over me”
Geralt seemingly gets more and more annoyed with you
Because you only get more and more blunt with it to test him
And the somewhat mild flirting turns into bold innuendos
Until one day he finally snaps, having had enough of it
“Geralt, I don’t know if you’re doing it on purporse, but…”
“But what?” He quickly turns around to you, a dangerous look in his eyes
He cocks an eyebrow, challenging you to finish the sentence
You smirk and dare to say it, dying to know what he’ll do
“Your sexy deep voice is driving me crazy”
“Stop that right now” “Or what” “Or I might not contain myself”
“By all means, witcher, unleash your wrath on me and-”
You yelp when he urgently takes you in his arms and kisses you
You had thought you were annoying him with your flirting
When in reality, he was just trying to hold himself back
Because he found you as attractive as you found him
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