Which is the funniest Witcher 3 NPC quote
"I'm a right and randy dandy, the ladies find me handy!"
"Raaaain, I like raaaain!"
"Wanna dip yer dingle?"
The profitable case of leprosy (Life of Brian reference)
"How about a nice little axe?" (birthday present for a girl)
"Eyes like a cat. Ya catch mice, too?"
"Wheeey! We's catching snails!"
"Making me a slingshot. Gonna hunt bears."
"Slap a noonwraith's tits, you're a bigger rag-picker than me!"
"Pam pa-raaam, pam pam pa-raaaam"
"Yes! No! Ah fuck, don't rightly know."
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