Dec 24, 2016
Or You Could Say Happy Birthday...
Here's hoping that the Witch Gods accept the virgin meninist whose heart you will burn on their old altars, black with the blood of the thousands of virgin meninists and friendzoners you've sacrificed to them over the years, on the occasion of the unholy day that you first stepped forth from the veil of That Which Is Not and roared at reality.
And may you live to hear the screams of even more fuckboytonians as they cry, "BUT I'M SUCH A GOOD GUY! REALLY! I'M SUCH A GOOD-" as you tear their still beating hearts from their chests and feed it to the monstrous black flames.~Greeting Cards For Interesting People