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Or You Could Say Happy Birthday...

Here's hoping that the Witch Gods accept the virgin meninist whose heart you will burn on their old altars, black with the blood of the thousands of virgin meninists and friendzoners you've sacrificed to them over the years,  on the occasion of the unholy day that you first stepped forth from the veil of That Which Is Not and roared at reality. 

And may you live to hear the screams of even more fuckboytonians as they cry, "BUT I'M SUCH A GOOD GUY! REALLY! I'M SUCH A GOOD-" as you tear their still beating hearts from their chests and feed it to the monstrous black flames.~Greeting Cards For Interesting People

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~Texas Board Of Education Literary Guidelines or Twenty Patriarchal Plot Points

"A young man sleeping with married women in fiction is on a tender coming of age journey of self discovery. A young woman sleeping with married men in fiction is a whore. A young man sleeping with married men or a young woman sleeping with married women in fiction is a book burning."

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If Your Lover Shouts Oh My God When You Fuck And You Are Uncertain Which God They Are Praying To The Answer Is All Of Them At Once

For every hunger that is a prayer sent to the god of your lover's hands, to the god of your lover's lips, to the god of your lover's tongue, to the god of your lover's hips; may they have mercy on you and prepare for you a feast you will remember for all of your days.~, #fblimh

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The Idiots Guide To Making Sure You're Not Being Mind Fucked By Your Own Mind

Nobody ever tells you that sometimes all your intelligence does for you is to very quickly give you great reasons for doing stupid shit. 

Or maybe they did try and tell you but you're so smart you thought you knew better. 

See how that shit works? ~The Idiots Guide To Making Sure You're Not Being Mind Fucked By Your Own Mind, #fblimh 

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"If you're lucky you will have no choice but to do that which you love ruthlessly since none of the lesser jobs that would merely allow you to eat will have you."~ An Artists Guide To Breathing Ocean, fblimh

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Repeated movement shapes the body and I loved you.  I loved how your hands gripped the blankets and twisted them into knots. I loved the sound rising from your precious throat. I loved the country of your back. How your body called to my eyes. This then was not the final treason, just the one I keep falling back to; that all the while I also, unknowingly, loved the betrayals that made your heart race, the strangling that strengthened your back, the breath that caught in your throat when you killed. We fight for the innocence of who we love, even as their hands choke us.~Love's Night Country,fblimh

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"Some prodigal daughters and sons are accepted with open arms and calamitous rejoicing back into the family fold. Others they burn. But you had been cold for so long you thought, for a moment, you would find the fire welcoming. You were wrong."~ The Burning Kind, fblimh

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List Of Things It Is Okay To Cat Call: Paintings in museums, cars, sunsets, the Moon, clothing not on a person, invisible blood ghosts, biker gangs high as fuck on meth, cops in the middle of going Rodney King on somebody, your cat.~Book Of Lists Compiled While Drunk That You Still Found Funny When Sober,fblimh