#witchtrek

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Me: What do i need to be aware of in my life right now?

Tarot deck: Nine of Swords

Me: No shit, Brenda. I have depression.

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I’m reconsidering the life choices that led me to the place where a) I have put together the words “Richard Nixon Batporn,” and b) my friends actually know what it means. 

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Fred/George Weasley.

that’s fair. i’m pretty damn devious when i want to be. 

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I ship you with solomon grundy

THE ONLY ZOMBIE I FUCK IS JASON OKAY? 

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F,M,K : Alfred pennyworth, Solomon Grundy (born on a Monday), Deadpool.

Kill Grundy. It won’t stick. 

Fuck Deadpool, ‘cause that would be AWESOME. 

Marry Alfred. He’d be the BEST husband. And within his sphere he’s basically omnipotent and functionally omniscient. 

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Game of Thrones kink. B)

10/10 u kNO IT

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👑 also leonard mccoy

Leonard McCoy, despite his namesake, is no lion. He is of the North, a Stark of Winterfell, and would rather stay there instead of dealing with the rest of the kingdom’s troubles.

However, his Maester’s vows and wisdom has taught him that to heal is to give the gift of life, and that the more life that exists before the Winter, the more likely life is to survive the cold.

He has taken it upon himself to study the healing ways of all of Westeros in order to preserve the beating hearts of its people, and will drag his chain wherever the unwell may lead him.

Send me a 👑 plus a character (that I know of) and I will sort them into a Game of Thrones house!

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👑 titania and oberon and puck u w 0

Titania is of the noble house Tyrell, and Oberon is most definitely of a Baratheon sort.

Puck knows of no house save the wild woods of Westeros, and his banners are of leaves and fog rather than of silks and beading.