#grundyfucker

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so i just realized that i am literally 9.5 inches or more taller than all three of my best friends 

apparently i just am platonically attracted to short people

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Stars~

My favorite star is Sirius. Sometimes I talk to it like it’s listening.

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eyes: pick five people to go on an excursion with you. who would you pick and where would you go/what would you do?

you, obviously. @chiennykins, @erismorne, @quirkydarling, and @thrakaboom. And we’re going on a paranormal road trip!!!

get in losers we're going ghost hunting

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grunge

grunge: who in the world would you most like to receive a letter from and what would you want it to say?

Like this sounds so shallowbut

All the people I care about are right here and already talk to me

So I want a letter from like Bill Gates or somebody rich with a great big check in it so I can fund my transition and help my family (we could really use a bigger house tbh, and the lil bit needs more gymnastics equipment, and the other two have stuff they both want, and so on…) and open a bookstore someday

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no one has as of yet managed to satisfactorily explain to me why some versions of Catwoman’s costume have a fucking tail 

i can only conclude that she’s a furry with a latex fetish

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@witchtrek made me watch the genghis khan video and I’M TRASH NOW 

IT IS GAY AND PURE

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I’m reconsidering the life choices that led me to the place where a) I have put together the words “Richard Nixon Batporn,” and b) my friends actually know what it means. 

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if you wanna be my lover, you gotta duel all my friends

make it last forever, combat never ends

if you wanna be my lover, meet me in the pit

fighting me’s not easy, but that’s the way it is