#witchy joke

[coinandcandle]

(Boston accent) Wicca? Ain't that what they make baskets out of?

[lost-at-thecrossroads]

Death witches and Faerie witches looking at each other across the room like those memes about goths and preps, whilst thinking the other is meddling with terrifying forces that should be left well the fuck alone.

(This is a silly little brain fart and not to be taken remotely seriously)

[flittermousemoth]

[keepthatup]

Yeah sex is good but have you ever had positive feedback on a spell??

[frankincenseandsun]

What people think ghosts are like: Spooky, menacing

What ghosts are really like: "Lol I came to pinche butt"

[lost-at-thecrossroads]

Saying "death & chaos witch" makes me sound like I'm going through life cosplaying as my high school oc.

I promise it's not that edgy. These things are only as dark as you make them 😭

[selenite-rose-goddessworshipper]

witch tip

charm legos and leave them all over the entrance to your house for protection

[emewitch]

How to conjure warmer temperatures

Burn your daughter alive