#witchyjong

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

lowoh replied to your post: lowoh replied to your post: There’s one thing I...

Adorable is not a fitting word though. That’s for little kids. But you’re right, my face is cuter than yours. Being a witch and all, I don’t know why you don’t fix it. - shrug shrug Minho

I dunno I kinda dig my ugly ass warts, I'm getting laid more than you anyway. By the way, go get me a beer.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

Anyone that has to reassure people that he's "not a bad guy" is probably a bad guy and someone I want to hang out with. Just remember, shit isn't as black and white as people would have you believe. You're probably just a "questionable guy". "Morally ambiguous guy." I'd put you on the light side of bad though. Chin up. There are worse ones. Like me~

  You get me, you really get me. T^T No I get a too many requests for murder, sorry guys that's no on the menu~

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literallay replied to your post: Haha I did some of my witch Jonghyun again and man...

You could make him a warlock, I’d say they’re similar enough to the witches I used before, they generally use really ‘dark’ ingredients though it’s less herby and more… ‘bones’ and shit.

Before he was being helped by a demon to do his spells, maybe I can retool that to make him something... I'll think about it. Honestly he seems more like the type to like what Miyavi is doing but without all the healing stuff. 

lowoh replied to your post: Haha I did some of my witch Jonghyun again and man...

You do still got him. /pets him You in a two person RP? lolol

The best RP is between two people, a bed and some lube. ;D /Jjong

((UM NO?))

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

so i need some money i guess.

and practice.

so peeps, i'm willing to so some magic on the downlow for you. just let me know what you want, drop me an ask or something, and i'll try to hook you up.

i mean if you want to know where a mcdonald's is, i might point you to fucking google maps, but if you like.

want to find a rainbow. with maybe a pot o' gold.

i can be your man.

so yeah. shoot me something, i'm also bored as fuck here.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

7, 8, 21, 29, 38. - curious Minho

damn minho way to make me work for my... wait i'm not getting paid for this.

anyway.

7. wow minho i see you there.

i like a girl that can drink, preferably drink me under the table, but shot for shot is cool too. makes me think a girl can handle herself.

okay i'm cool if she can kick my ass too. so i like asskickin' girls.

i don't care if she's taller than me but it'd be cool if she wasn't.

a nice ass. sorry minho this is like a reminder that i'm not into you, but it has to be said.

8. hahahaha minho what are you trying to figure me out, this is not cool.

if she's a boy. (sorry minho.)

if she doesn't like getting down and dirty. i mean, prisses are okay but it'd be cool if we could get rough sometimes.

if she hates dogs. or animals really.

i guess if i really want her to hang around, infidelity would really turn me off. i mean i'm not saying i wouldn't do her, just it couldn't be a serious thing.

21. minho you really are trying to figure me out, huh. what i find attractive in people... well i like honesty but a liar is pretty fun too. i like confidence but even shy is nice sometimes. i like people that like to have fun, but i'm cool being the one that gets them into trouble too. haha, that good enough?

29. three things that annoy me.

pain.

people who can't take a joke.

...air fresheners.

38. ah! easy! nothing! it'd be cool if i got a permanent place to stay but being nomadic is really fun. so many new people to meet. hell, okay, my goal to always continue to meet new people.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

Who's your favorite person to sexually harass?

i don't know if i sexually harass anyone, really. i mean i might say sexually suggestive things and mostly to girls or minho (because he's really entertaining about it), but i wouldn't call that harassment.

i mean unless snapping a wet towel on the ass of my coworker around hot chicks counts. he flails so masterfully.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

Whoa... You actually manged to be engaged? Sorry she.. uhh.. died. - Disbelieving Minho

yeah of course why is that so surprising? it's no big, some freak illness, couldn't be helped.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

Hey baby how about just you and me have some fun on the beach tonight? ;)

well i know this is going to come as a surprise to you but i love the beach and fuck yes let's have some fun. thing is i have this one girl feeding me oranges so is she invited or...?