okay for real i have to

*sigh* So I'm Jonghyun and I'm a witch, so. Well okay I'm pretty cool a person and you should ask me stuff. Also, Minho is a dork. ((Ask blog for Jonghyun the Witch from Supernatural RP))

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

hey dudes there's this thing where you send in a question and i have to answer it so here's your chance to find out things.

ask me.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

lowoh reblogged your photo: I would have gotten you some of my famous nipples...

They aren’t the nipples Minho wanted. pervert! /lolol

So sad, I'm sorry. I'll work on that. Next time, I'll try harder. Like Minho.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

I see you wishin’ on a star over there Minho I bet you stay up late at night to catch a glimpse of a falling toilet seat so you can say you’re responsible for getting me in the sack.

[minhocatwhisperer]

I wouldn’t bang you even if you had a paper bag over your head to cover that ugly mess. 

Gross gross, gonna throw up now.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

Aw but would you fuck me?

[minhocatwhisperer]

Are you retarded?

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

A little.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

I see you wishin’ on a star over there Minho I bet you stay up late at night to catch a glimpse of a falling toilet seat so you can say you’re responsible for getting me in the sack.

[minhocatwhisperer]

I wouldn’t bang you even if you had a paper bag over your head to cover that ugly mess. 

Gross gross, gonna throw up now.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

Aw but would you fuck me?

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

I would have gotten you some of my famous nipples but some jerk covered them up.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

So you have a type, huh.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

oh look i found it.

so my biggest kink

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

Wow, do  you follow the blog? I mean honestly.

Minho of course. He's such a serious baby it's so cute. It's especially fun when Jinki joins in, he really knows how to push buttons. The best part is I don't live with the guy, so I don't even have to deal with the aftermath. Sorry Jinki. ;D

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

Oh man, girl I cannot wait to lay my head in your lap. I'll give you favors after, if you know what I mean. 

Feed me~<3 Precious.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

I see you wishin' on a star over there Minho I bet you stay up late at night to catch a glimpse of a falling toilet seat so you can say you're responsible for getting me in the sack.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

HAHA WELL NOW YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN CURIOUS WHY YOU'RE ALL UP IN JINKI'S GRILL?

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

Woah man, way to make things awkward between us.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

lowoh replied to your post: lowoh replied to your post: There’s one thing I...

Adorable is not a fitting word though. That’s for little kids. But you’re right, my face is cuter than yours. Being a witch and all, I don’t know why you don’t fix it. - shrug shrug Minho

I dunno I kinda dig my ugly ass warts, I'm getting laid more than you anyway. By the way, go get me a beer.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

I get everyone. That's just how it is. Complicated hidden feelings? I know them. Childhood emotional trauma? Know that too. Sometimes it's useful, sometimes it sucks ass. As for a job, I could think of at least one I'd like for you to do.

Oh, well then, hit me up! Sound like you have your hands full, you get paid to figure out traumatic life shit or do you just do it for the hell of it? Maybe we could team up for somethin.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

Anyone that has to reassure people that he's "not a bad guy" is probably a bad guy and someone I want to hang out with. Just remember, shit isn't as black and white as people would have you believe. You're probably just a "questionable guy". "Morally ambiguous guy." I'd put you on the light side of bad though. Chin up. There are worse ones. Like me~

  You get me, you really get me. T^T No I get a too many requests for murder, sorry guys that's no on the menu~

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

lowoh replied to your post: There's one thing I just don't get.

Just a really ugly witch. - Handsome Minho ^^

lol No on can be as adorable as you Minho.

[jonghyunthewitchywitch]

Hey guys I emptied out my drafts so now I have no mail and no soon to be posted so hey send me some asks!