#wite team

[wite-team-heavy]

Heard you here willing to hand yourself over to someone else

Just remember this, mein Liebling: You're mine. Why? Cause I've already been inside you so there's no way of removing me

If you do, however, remove me from your life just know it'll be like removing some small, delicate needles

@medic-whiteteam

Oh hello doktor. I did not know you felt that way about me. Heavy is... I am a bit shocked to say the least. That is a big threat even though you have been inside of all teammates. Worry not though голубь (dove) I am not trying to leave doktor. I just did not think you liked me like that.

[medic-whiteteam]

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Oh! Why, I'm terribly for zhis

I, uh.. I haven't been in the office for a while now. Zhe team has been busy lately so I didn't have enough time to check zhe mail

Vell, I guess I could say it's going very smoothly right now

[white-team-scout]

Is that... among us? I've heard of it been wanting to play it in my free time... but I've never had the free time to play it.

[wite-team-spy]

May I bite you

I’m a friendship way

Also we’re friends now

Oh? Friends are we? And when was this discussed?

Also who on earth would allow someone else to bite them willingly?

(I would)

[wite-team-heavy]

Da, it is Лошадь (horse)

[wite-team-heavy]

Hello Ласточка (Swallow)

I am Odin. WITE team heavy. Feel free to stay as long as you like. Heavy is happy to read you a story in his native language.

OOC:

Some basic rules:

-don't be mean

-don't be too creepy/weird

-don't ask him explicitly sexual stuff

-be mindful of the mod running this pls

-have fun and don't take things to seriously :)

-I don't know Russian and am using google translate. If you are Russian and notice something is wrong don't be mean abt it :3

mod is @gremlinick <3

Here's his face on a picrew (im too lazy for art rn)

[wite-team-heavy]

Do you like any animals at all??

*throws a mini medic at you and runs away while back flipping furiously*

@back-flipping-anon

Da, odin likes sparrows and rabbits.

Thank you for tiny Doktor.

[wite-team-heavy]

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Work is good. Friends here, Doktor here. Good job.

9/10