Probably a Big Deal

Yo, I'm the Scout for the white team. Uh, send stuff or smth... idk

[white-team-scout]

Yo,

Okay, so I was told that this is like a uh... social app for the mercs and stuff..? So uh imma try it out. The names Oliver, I'm the Scout here at WITE (Weaponised Intelligence Team Enterprises) We handle all the brainy stuff makin' sure each team works correctly.

Aaaahhhh okay I did it, white scout is here!! You guys know the drill!! -

-Send any asks you wish (this includes magic anons) as long as they're not :

a) Explicitly sexual

b) Super weird

c) Impossible to answer

-Feel free to vent or ask for comfort all that is completely fine with me.

-Mod is @goblinick

-Go check out my other tf2 blogs if you like this one :3

-All mod text will be done in yellow

-This blog is for roleplay purposes and not at all serious so don't take anything personally and just have fun

Here is how Oliver looks!!! Too lazy rn to draw so creds to potatolord for the picrew.

Love you all!!!! Enjoy!!

[white-team-scout]

OW OW OW OW OW!

Ow... why would you do that...? That hurt.

[white-team-scout]

do you have bananas on you?

Huh? Oh uh no, not on me currently sorry. Uhm maybe head to ORG?? They supply the produce 'round here.

[white-team-scout]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Oh hey.

My current employment? Well uhmm.. WITE is just the best! I do love my job, even if most of my nights are spent sleeplessly working on some new security system for the teufort briefcases... even if sometimes I begin to question my own mortality and I start to ask myself "why am I here? What am I doing with my life? Why do I spend more time working than spending time with my boyfriend?"

So yeah I'd say my jobs pretty good 👍

[orange-scout-tf2]

Hey rad!

*he runs straight up to Randy and pulls him into a tight hug*

I missed ya! It's been ages. Works had me tied in a knot and hung out to dry but hey, I'm here now.

*he looked tired, like work had finally pushed him to the edge, but for some reason his words were hyper and excited*

- @white-team-scout

Woah, slow down tiger! I missed you tons, too!! Was wondering when I'll see you again

*He pulls Oliver in to a tight hug, grinding earth to ear as his heart bang against his chest. It has been way too long, maybe even over a year just to meet his wonderful guy again*

[white-team-scout]

I missed you so much hun

*his heart pounded in his chest as he pulled rad in as close as he could*

Are you busy right now?

[white-team-scout]

YO!!! HEY OLI!!!! LOOK UP THERE! LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!

🌿🌿

IT'S A MISTLETOE!!!!

@orange-scout-tf2

A... mistle.... toe?

...... what's that? Just a plant.

[orange-scout-tf2]

Well, yeah, but it's a plant for Christmas!

They usually hang this plant over two people and then while those two people are standing under it, they have to kiss

So, yeah

Yup

[white-team-scout]

That's such a strange tradition. Never heard of it. But I mean... we could uh... we could kiss... if you uhm... if you want?

No that's stupid. Weird tradition...

[white-team-scout]

YO!!! HEY OLI!!!! LOOK UP THERE! LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!

🌿🌿

IT'S A MISTLETOE!!!!

@orange-scout-tf2

A... mistle.... toe?

...... what's that? Just a plant.

[existencebringsonlypain]

picrew game time

all are invited. have fun!

[leatafandom]

Thanks so much for the tag! This one was fun~

No Pressure Tags: @lucathepanman @huntressandlioness1 @idabbleincrazy @incorrectcoldflashblog @fantasticstoryteller @toutes-les-routes and anyone else who'd like to!

[huntressandlioness1]

Thank you for the tag!

No pressure tags:

@samwinchesterappreciation @official-president-loki @bentnxtbroken @fenrirlokison01 @deviantredhead @ash-muses @souls-for-fandoms and whoever else wants to.

[ash-muses]

Thanks for the tag, @huntressandlioness1! <3

Here's my little guy :D I always joke about nearly being "elf height" (if I was in LOTR, anyway), so I took the opportunity to make him an elf lmao

No pressure tags: @rammakela @chevroletdean @221bstrange @mollylumelon @alwaysxinxtrouble @originator-of-deceits @mythical-muses @swiftlymoniquesblog @byondtheveil @vbecker10 @animnerd @lulubelle814 @linnylooo

If you don't want to be tagged (or there's a different blog I should tag for my RP friends) please let me know! <3 Also, if I didn't tag you and you want to be included, I'm happy to add you~

[the-insufferable-tricksster]

[OOC]

Whoag it’s me.

@cherryficmc @eagle-head-charge @banner-on-vacation @peterbsideparker

[eagle-head-charge]

YOU SENT A COMMUNIST SITE WHICH DOES NOT CONTAIN AMERICAN HELMETS FOR MY BIG AMERICAN HEAD!!!!!!!!!!

I had to improvise. Only AMERICAN INGENUITY could make something that looks JUST LIKE A HELMET!!!!!!!!!!!! …A very strangely shaped helmet!

I DON’T KNOW WHO TO PING. CALLING ALL SOLDIERS TO PARTICIPATE!!!!!!!!!!! Let me see you play dress-up, hippies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[meet-the-trapper-tf2]

No goggles. Still, dress up is fun! I look cute like this :)

All of you can participate if you want!!

@red-demo-tf2 @red-animal-handler @grn-sniper-tf2 @conductor-on-grn

[conductor-on-grn]

they had the colour of my headset this time !!!

open tags. go wild mis amigos

[grape-flavored-acid]

I think I made myself a bit too young, don'cha think? Ehz whateva.

Imma tag da scouts here. Y'all don gotta joint hough, just sayin'!:

@green-scout-tf2 @orange-scout-tf2 @ylw-scout-tf2 @murple-scurt @pnk-motha-fuckin-blur @reds-bastard-punk @fastandfruity @bonkbonkbonkboinkbonk @blu-scout-the-cooler-scout @asktheasianscouttf2 @zombiescout-lmao @black-scout @white-team-scout @thepinkscout

So, it's been a while since mod checked the scout blogs tagged here, so mod apologize for not color coding you (well, except white and black scouts, mod guess, sorry)

[white-team-scout]

This is pretty accurate to me right now at least. I've let my hair grow out too much haha.

Open tag!

[white-team-scout]

ay bozo! ya wanna join da actual scoutlings blog? Me n Blu are makin it, so dm for the login to ya know join it

- @the-green-scout

Oh uh sure, still not up to date with the whole situation but thanks, that's super kind !

[white-team-scout]

i will provide no context.

Oh jeez... is the briefcase still there? Do I need to check anything?

[white-team-scout]

@backstabbing-spook

got anotha one, dunno if hes yers or not

god thats 15 scouts probably... 14 brothas

- @the-green-scout

Huh? Oh yeah there are a lot of scouts huh? But what do I have yo do with a spy from another team?

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

You. I remember your mother.

….

You’re my biological child. Apologies.

[the-lime-scunt]

15. 14 BROTHAS. I GOT 14 BROTHAS NOW CAUSE OF YOU

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

….

16.

[the-lime-scunt]

Alright pal,

get ready

[white-team-scout]

Jeez... sometimes I swear I'm the only normal scout in existence.

[the-lime-scunt]

AY IM NORMAL!! yer just a LOSER

[white-team-scout]

A... a loser?

*thinks for a moment*

Yeah... I uh, I guess I am a loser.

*feelings hurt but that's okay he will just cry them out back at base*

[the-lime-scunt]

wait

er.. crap, man, im sorry

[white-team-scout]

No I uh, it's fine, your right, I am a loser heh...

[the-lime-scunt]

ya.. needa hug?

green is awkward, but gives him a hug

[white-team-scout]

Dude I.. it's fine.

*also is awkwardly hugging them*

[white-team-scout]

@backstabbing-spook

got anotha one, dunno if hes yers or not

god thats 15 scouts probably... 14 brothas

- @the-green-scout

Huh? Oh yeah there are a lot of scouts huh? But what do I have yo do with a spy from another team?

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

You. I remember your mother.

….

You’re my biological child. Apologies.

[the-lime-scunt]

15. 14 BROTHAS. I GOT 14 BROTHAS NOW CAUSE OF YOU

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

….

16.

[the-lime-scunt]

Alright pal,

get ready

[white-team-scout]

Jeez... sometimes I swear I'm the only normal scout in existence.

[the-lime-scunt]

AY IM NORMAL!! yer just a LOSER

[white-team-scout]

A... a loser?

*thinks for a moment*

Yeah... I uh, I guess I am a loser.

*feelings hurt but that's okay he will just cry them out back at base*

[the-lime-scunt]

wait

er.. crap, man, im sorry

[white-team-scout]

No I uh, it's fine, your right, I am a loser heh...

[white-team-scout]

@backstabbing-spook

got anotha one, dunno if hes yers or not

god thats 15 scouts probably... 14 brothas

- @the-green-scout

Huh? Oh yeah there are a lot of scouts huh? But what do I have yo do with a spy from another team?

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

You. I remember your mother.

….

You’re my biological child. Apologies.

[the-lime-scunt]

15. 14 BROTHAS. I GOT 14 BROTHAS NOW CAUSE OF YOU

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

….

16.

[the-lime-scunt]

Alright pal,

get ready

[white-team-scout]

Jeez... sometimes I swear I'm the only normal scout in existence.

[the-lime-scunt]

AY IM NORMAL!! yer just a LOSER

[white-team-scout]

A... a loser?

*thinks for a moment*

Yeah... I uh, I guess I am a loser.

*feelings hurt but that's okay he will just cry them out back at base*

[white-team-scout]

@backstabbing-spook

got anotha one, dunno if hes yers or not

god thats 15 scouts probably... 14 brothas

- @the-green-scout

Huh? Oh yeah there are a lot of scouts huh? But what do I have yo do with a spy from another team?

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

You. I remember your mother.

….

You’re my biological child. Apologies.

[the-lime-scunt]

15. 14 BROTHAS. I GOT 14 BROTHAS NOW CAUSE OF YOU

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

….

16.

[the-lime-scunt]

Alright pal,

get ready

[white-team-scout]

Jeez... sometimes I swear I'm the only normal scout in existence.

[white-team-scout]

@backstabbing-spook

got anotha one, dunno if hes yers or not

god thats 15 scouts probably... 14 brothas

- @the-green-scout

Huh? Oh yeah there are a lot of scouts huh? But what do I have yo do with a spy from another team?

[backstabbing-spook-deactivated2]

You. I remember your mother.

….

You’re my biological child. Apologies.

[white-team-scout]

I- uh what? I'm what now? My Ma? Hold on a sec... slow down... explain.

[white-team-scout]

@backstabbing-spook

got anotha one, dunno if hes yers or not

god thats 15 scouts probably... 14 brothas

- @the-green-scout

Huh? Oh yeah there are a lot of scouts huh? But what do I have yo do with a spy from another team?

[white-team-scout]

hug?

..Sure but can I ask why?

*he hugs you gently*

Ya alright pal?