Is zhere a point to your lives!?

Doctor's name is Otto || Trans and prefer he/they

[medic-whiteteam]

Welcome to the infirmary! Do you have anyzhing zhat I need to fix?

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Mod is @donethatbeforelong , nothing more to say. Made this to interact with pookie

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Tags for Otto:

Answering: #the doctor will see you now

Talking in general: #any appointments?

Answering with team or answering team: #the experiments are here!

For mod:

Answering: #hiii

Talking in general: #oh dear all that is holy

Updates: #take this and go

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Y'all know the rules, I'm not repeating them.

ASK AWAY!!!

[medic-whiteteam]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

Oh! Why, I'm terribly for zhis

I, uh.. I haven't been in the office for a while now. Zhe team has been busy lately so I didn't have enough time to check zhe mail

Vell, I guess I could say it's going very smoothly right now

[medic-whiteteam]

Hamburbur

Uh, vhat do you mean that zhat? Are you asking I make you one?

[medic-whiteteam]

10 posts!

HOH! That vas a lot of talking!

[wite-team-heavy]

Heard you here willing to hand yourself over to someone else

Just remember this, mein Liebling: You're mine. Why? Cause I've already been inside you so there's no way of removing me

If you do, however, remove me from your life just know it'll be like removing some small, delicate needles

@medic-whiteteam

Oh hello doktor. I did not know you felt that way about me. Heavy is... I am a bit shocked to say the least. That is a big threat even though you have been inside of all teammates. Worry not though голубь (dove) I am not trying to leave doktor. I just did not think you liked me like that.

[medic-whiteteam]

Aw, Heavy! I did not think you vere so willing to stay with me! He chuckled and leaned close to his ear Don't you ever leave me, you know too much! You're mine forever

[wite-team-heavy]

I- if course not. Heavy is loyal to Doktor.

*he takes a couple shaky breaths starting to get nervous.*

[medic-whiteteam]

Oh, Heavy, are you afraid of me? I'm sorry, I didn't mean it! Otto started to freak out, hugging and patting the top of Heavy's head, trying to calm him down

[wite-team-heavy]

Heard you here willing to hand yourself over to someone else

Just remember this, mein Liebling: You're mine. Why? Cause I've already been inside you so there's no way of removing me

If you do, however, remove me from your life just know it'll be like removing some small, delicate needles

@medic-whiteteam

Oh hello doktor. I did not know you felt that way about me. Heavy is... I am a bit shocked to say the least. That is a big threat even though you have been inside of all teammates. Worry not though голубь (dove) I am not trying to leave doktor. I just did not think you liked me like that.

[medic-whiteteam]

Aw, Heavy! I did not think you vere so willing to stay with me! He chuckled and leaned close to his ear Don't you ever leave me, you know too much! You're mine forever

[bleached-american]

Soldier, I found zhis white raccoon outside the base. Looks like it has been beaten up

@medic-whiteteam

uh.....

I DON'T THINK THEIR SUPPOSE TO BE ALL WHITE! THROW IT BACK!

[medic-whiteteam]

It'z called an "albino raccoon" Soldier

Can you just keep it while I get the animal handler?

[bleached-american]

Uh...

NO

*he fiddle with his pockets before pulling out a photo and shows it off*

THIS IS AN ALBINO RACCOON! HE IS NOT WHT! HE IS GRAY! THROW OUT THE IMPOSTER!

Le image:

[medic-whiteteam]

Vell, zhat's quite white already as raccoons can't completely be white

Zhat's called beige white

[bleached-american]

NO! THAT IS A GRAY RACCOON! IT IS NOT WHT IN ANY CAPACITY!

[medic-whiteteam]

You are really that stupid, are you?

Here, take zhis

And zhis, too, danke

As you can see, zhe colors are very close to that of zhe albino raccoon

@wite-animal-handler , please come here and take zhis raccoon please

[wite-animal-handler]

oh of course.

*they smile as they lean down to the racoon and extend a careful whispering a couple vaguely racoon sounding noises as the raccoon falls asleep in their arms*

Alright. now, was there anyfhing else to take care of while im here...?

[medic-whiteteam]

Vell, can you give my crow a checkup? I know you've never met her yet so here she is!

Her name iz Isabelle, by zhe way

[bleached-american]

Soldier, I found zhis white raccoon outside the base. Looks like it has been beaten up

@medic-whiteteam

uh.....

I DON'T THINK THEIR SUPPOSE TO BE ALL WHITE! THROW IT BACK!

[medic-whiteteam]

It'z called an "albino raccoon" Soldier

Can you just keep it while I get the animal handler?

[bleached-american]

Uh...

NO

*he fiddle with his pockets before pulling out a photo and shows it off*

THIS IS AN ALBINO RACCOON! HE IS NOT WHT! HE IS GRAY! THROW OUT THE IMPOSTER!

Le image:

[medic-whiteteam]

Vell, zhat's quite white already as raccoons can't completely be white

Zhat's called beige white

[bleached-american]

NO! THAT IS A GRAY RACCOON! IT IS NOT WHT IN ANY CAPACITY!

[medic-whiteteam]

You are really that stupid, are you?

Here, take zhis

And zhis, too, danke

As you can see, zhe colors are very close to that of zhe albino raccoon

@wite-animal-handler , please come here and take zhis raccoon please

[bleached-american]

Soldier, I found zhis white raccoon outside the base. Looks like it has been beaten up

@medic-whiteteam

uh.....

I DON'T THINK THEIR SUPPOSE TO BE ALL WHITE! THROW IT BACK!

[medic-whiteteam]

It'z called an "albino raccoon" Soldier

Can you just keep it while I get the animal handler?

[bleached-american]

Uh...

NO

*he fiddle with his pockets before pulling out a photo and shows it off*

THIS IS AN ALBINO RACCOON! HE IS NOT WHT! HE IS GRAY! THROW OUT THE IMPOSTER!

Le image:

[medic-whiteteam]

Vell, zhat's quite white already as raccoons can't completely be white

Zhat's called beige white

[bleached-american]

Soldier, I found zhis white raccoon outside the base. Looks like it has been beaten up

@medic-whiteteam

uh.....

I DON'T THINK THEIR SUPPOSE TO BE ALL WHITE! THROW IT BACK!

[medic-whiteteam]

It'z called an "albino raccoon" Soldier

Can you just keep it while I get the animal handler?

[wite-animal-handler]

Hallo!! How's everything around here? Anyone injured?

@medic-whiteteam

Oh, hello there, I am doing quite well and so is the shelter, the animals seem to be adjusting to the team slowly as I am myself.

As for injury? No I do not believe so... I've been injured quite a bit from my animals but I am doing fine enough.

[medic-whiteteam]

Vell, that's good to hear

Might have to get you a few rabies shots though..

[medic-whiteteam]

Uhhh.. I vould consider that a health hazard

[wite-team-heavy]

Hello Ласточка (Swallow)

I am Odin. WITE team heavy. Feel free to stay as long as you like. Heavy is happy to read you a story in his native language.

OOC:

Some basic rules:

-don't be mean

-don't be too creepy/weird

-don't ask him explicitly sexual stuff

-be mindful of the mod running this pls

-have fun and don't take things to seriously :)

-I don't know Russian and am using google translate. If you are Russian and notice something is wrong don't be mean abt it :3

mod is @gremlinick <3

[medic-whiteteam]

Hallo Heavy!! I'm so glad you could join me on zhis.. Ask blog zhing

[wite-team-heavy]

Da, Oliver said it was fun so I thought I would try.

How is Otto today?

[medic-whiteteam]

I'm in exceptionally good conditions, fraulein! Zhank you for asking!

[wite-team-heavy]

Hello Ласточка (Swallow)

I am Odin. WITE team heavy. Feel free to stay as long as you like. Heavy is happy to read you a story in his native language.

OOC:

Some basic rules:

-don't be mean

-don't be too creepy/weird

-don't ask him explicitly sexual stuff

-be mindful of the mod running this pls

-have fun and don't take things to seriously :)

-I don't know Russian and am using google translate. If you are Russian and notice something is wrong don't be mean abt it :3

mod is @gremlinick <3

[medic-whiteteam]

Hallo Heavy!! I'm so glad you could join me on zhis.. Ask blog zhing