-- artifactualAnnihilation [AA] began trolling academicGeniality [AG] at 15:58 - AA: hi aranea AA: its been a while! AG: Oh yes. Hello, Aradia. AG: It has, indeed. What can I do for you? AA: i have some questions for you actually! AA: and since i havent seen eridan about AA: i was wondering how my return may impact the vessel AA: it was suggested by roxy that it may be a good idea to change my name! AG: Return? What are you talking a8out? AG: And you're speaking rather... pecuiliarly. Or rather, normally. AG: ... AG: I feel as though I'm out of the loop regarding something of grave importance. AG: Again. AA: thats such a great pun! AA: really its enviable AA: i wish i could make puns that beautiful AA: but you didnt hear i suppose AA: but due to scientific breakthroughs i am alive now! AG: ........ AG: I'm sorry. Alive? AG: You're 8eing quite str8forward 8ut I'm having a VERY difficult time wrapping my pan around this. AA: i know its confusing and very unsettling for most AA: but with help from a few people and mostly kurloz im alive now! AG: Excuse me a moment. I think I need to sit down. AG: And you... I mean... AG: You're not???????? AG: Hm... AA: take all the time you need! AA: im not... AA: oh are you referring to covering up my death? AG: I... Urgh. Yes! Yes, that! AA: did you think i would take revenge via hunting you down and telekinetically leaving cryptic messages written in blood on your mirrors before brutally murdering you with some kind of ancient weapon? AG: That would 8e par for the course when it comes to fantastical scenarios such as this! AG: 8ut I suppose if you didn't when you were an actual ghost, I don't see why you would now. AG: It's just... hard to 8elieve! Why wouldn't you get revenge? Or at least take some sort of legal action. AA: o_o AA: well first of all i dont blame any of you AA: you were doing what you believed to be the best for your friend and the crew AA: i cant blame any of you for that AA: besides i was not completely innocent AA: and i got revenge on my own time to the only one i felt the need to retaliate against AA: my past is completely behind me! AG: ... Well, if that's really the case... Then I won't inquire a8out it any further. AG: And... work on readjusting you regular life, I suppose. AG: Your death was of course reported, 8ut I'm not sure how necessary a new name would 8e, considering you are not a V.I.P. under T.U.M.U.T. protection. AG: However, being a citizen of Alternia TECHNICALLY, they might find it suspicious that you've risen from the dead... It would require some research on my part. AA: roxy mentioned its possible people could take advantage of our success here and use it for other not so well intended purposes AG: Oh yes, that does make sense. AG: Take advantage of these secret experiments going on! Ugh. AG: In that case, I'll work on assigning you a new identity for the record 8ooks. AA: i do have a name suggestion of my own if you are able to work with it AG: Yes? What is it? AG: Surely anything is 8etter than whatever our protection service has to offer. Honestly... What kind of name is 8eef Wellington???????? AA: that is pretty terrible! AA: but i was thinking... AA: iniana joness! AG: ... Iniana Joness, hmm? AG: Well, I'll see what I can do! AA: thank you so much aranea! AG: It is the very least I can do. AA: also my death has made me unfortunately unemployed AA: and i was wondering if i were to have an outside investor on my own time AA: if i could propose the installation of an onboard museum of sorts AA: small but reflective of the places we have visited and our work there :) AA: obviously this is something that would need to be discussed AA: and likely require a more formal presentation AA: but would you consider a possible opportunity like this feasible? AG: ::::O AG: You can consider me an advoc8 for the idea, even if it takes work to set up! AG: This ship could use a little more culture and educ8tion, if you ask me. AA: really? oh my god aranea thank you so much! AG: Of course! How could I say no to an idea like that? AA: im happy you are deciding to support me! AA: it means a great deal considering your knowledge and expertise! AG: My knowledge and expertise? I would ask you to please go on, 8ut my excitement regarding this idea simply must 8e dealt with immedi8tely. AG: I'm going to 8egin planning for this! Oh, and working on your new identity, of course. AA: perfect! AA: thank you again and ill talk to you soon! AG: Farewell, Aradia!
-- academicGeniality [AG] ceased trolling artifactualAnnihilation [AA] at 22:17 --
